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# pipped slightly, but anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Well it's one louder, isn't it?
hopefully the crematorium will turn the heat up to 11 :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Needs more text on clipart ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:36, archived)
# fuck off, that's a photo of a paving slab taken in my back garden and then shopped, you cheeky sod!
www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/slabingarden.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:38, archived)
# how odd
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:42, archived)
# it's ok, it doesn't stand there all the time, just for the purposes of the photo shoot
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)
# I like it.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)
# you kids and your crazy porn eh
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)
# It's from the Wickes does B&Q series
hardcore grouting and gravel
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:50, archived)
# ...covered in sement...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:59, archived)
# eeeuw
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
# *puts away car battery, crocodile clips, blackcurrant jam and Dibnah's Age of Steam VHS* I'm sorry, what?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Blackcurrant?
Weirdo.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:12, archived)
# More of a marmalade man?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:14, archived)
# draw a flower on it
or make a 'Gnome in Carbonite' ©®prod co.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)
# I like the idea of a gnome in concrete carbonite :D
someone will read that and make a fortune making and selling them at dodgy car boots now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
# bugger..fixed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:07, archived)
# I was referring more to the earlier post.
Bonus marks for completely original source material though. And might I say that your leylandii are looking lovely at this time of year.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)
# ah, and I had to google that, I thought it was just a hedge
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)
# It's a very controversial plant.
Mainly due to its habit of going completely overboard and shading out everything else. Needs properly keeping on top of otherwise you'll block out the sun.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)
# yeah we hack it every now and then
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
# you have clipart paving stones in your backgarden
a backgarden made of clipart
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:04, archived)
# What slab-matching algorithm do you use?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Nice hedge, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)
# It's got dead bits that won't grow
I reckon it's haunted
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)
# by a happyghost
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Best. Hedge. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:13, archived)
# So loud, he went up to twelve.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:59, archived)
# wake the dead
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:05, archived)
# nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Nicely done squire!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:17, archived)
# Ha ha! Are they going to tip his coffin off a stack for the pallbearers to catch?
/stagediving metaphor
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:29, archived)
# "Whazzat you say sonny?"
Can you repeat that please?
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:01, archived)
# pfft excellent
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 12:11, archived)