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[challenge entry] Yalta Conference II, February 13–15, 1945
12th Februrary 1945 : Stalin goes home.
13th Februrary 1945 : Hitler arrives. Churchill, Roosevelt and Hitler discuss 'The Russian Problem' and how best to divide up the Motherland.

The Russian officers seen here in the background were never heard from again.


1941 : Hitler gets a bit thirsty during a meet n' greet.


From the A New Hoax challenge. See all 139 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:27, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:29, archived)
# ALSO:
One of my favourite ever gifs posted here was of hitler telling a knock-knock joke. Does anyone remember that?
There was another one, possibly by the same person, of him spilling a bottle of coke I think.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:29, archived)
# This one?
**I did not make this...I only saved it**...because I found it hysterical.



EDIT - Credit goes to Duphrates...I managed to miss that when I looked at the gif...

/smacks forehead
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:03, archived)
# hahahaha!
truly brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:21, archived)
# That was a great bandwagon

(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:38, archived)
# Ithink i've seen a similar picture somewhere...

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:46, archived)
# oo
haven't seen one of these in ages
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:47, archived)
# nice armband
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:32, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 1:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:44, archived)
# i too have my suspicions about calamari hitler
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:01, archived)
# Terrible bullying of Comedy Hitler here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:01, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahhhahahahah
oh fuck, I just laughed so hard at that
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:16, archived)
# damn good toap
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:04, archived)
# hahaha
clikt
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:30, archived)
# Fact: Fanta was invented in Nazi Germany, after Coca-Cola Deutschland was virtually cut off from the US parent company
and couldn't import the ingredients for Coca-Cola due to WW2.
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Urban legend
If you scroll up a little, you'll find a photo of Hitler about to enjoy a delicious, chilled Coca-Cola from their Hamburg factory.

Just as soon as someone lends him a bottle opener.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Also nicely done.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:49, archived)
# hahaha I bet Hitler was saving the bottle tops
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:03, archived)
# Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)