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# hello!
i'm drunk :D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:35, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:36, archived)
# ahahaa!
that scared the crap out of me at refresh!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:37, archived)
# This new Pacman design is fucking shit
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:44, archived)
# I like this!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7oadchZMYA
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:17, archived)
# things that are fucking shit

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:18, archived)
# Any woman who owns a freezer can be fucking shit, in the privacy of their own homes
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:24, archived)
# but not for much longer
because freezers will start watching you.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:26, archived)
# I'm all in favour of digital convergence
but a webcam on white goods is a bit much
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:32, archived)
# I can envision..
rfid scanners inside freezers
scannign food
recording what you eat
"data that will only be selected with appropriate partners"
which of course will include everyone that can spam you with crap about what you eat, insurance companies "OH MY GOD! IT HAS INGREDIENTS! THEY'LL DIE" and the government "HEH, YOU'RE LIKELY FAT IF YOU EAT THAT, NO TREATMENT FOR YOU, WITH YOUR RAMPANT SELF ABUSE" and so on :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:49, archived)
# A fridge that locks itself, and then from a concealed speaker:
"No, mate. I think you've had enough food for one week, don't you? Fatty."
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:54, archived)
# hello!
is it /talk you're looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:36, archived)
# nah
they're all too busy posting youtube links
that don't say what the vid is going to be,
like i can be arsed to click through just to find out...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:38, archived)
# I see your point exactly
you seem to have forgotten your image, would you like to borrow one of mine fella?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:40, archived)
# i've got loads of my own, ta
let's just have a nice chat. or alternatively, repost thread?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:41, archived)
# ok then a nice chat.
Do you think my starfish photo is shit? Jahled said it was shit and he seems to know about such things.

I need to go outside to destroy a boinker now.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:45, archived)
# i like it
the pointy things underneath are pleasingly unsettling
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:48, archived)
# yay!
legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:04, archived)
# apart from it wasn't chocolate? :D


i made this crappy gif of my resident house spider Gloria & think she needs to get out more :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:06, archived)
# She should get out more, she seems to be having some kind of seizure.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:12, archived)
# Hai!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:36, archived)
# Hooray!
And mod deletion in 3... 2...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:37, archived)
# what?!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:38, archived)
# God's about
and he's being supertwattish
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:41, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10751200
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:41, archived)
# haha - good evening.
don't tell me - you left your picture in your other trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:37, archived)
# but i'm not wearing trousers...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:38, archived)
# oo er...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:39, archived)
# awesome! I'm not drunk
I'm going to draw something in paint


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:37, archived)
# i don't have paint, i'm on a mac
/gay etc
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:39, archived)
# sh8iny round gaehy maaac [poaiant.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:49, archived)
# If potatoes had scary hands like that I wouldn't eat them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:50, archived)
# i would
and i'd chop them off first when i was peeling the little racist bastards
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:51, archived)
# They'd drag themselves around the sink for a while before they stopped moving.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:54, archived)
# hahah
i'm now wondering what they'd eat
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:55, archived)
# i plugged in my stylus for you, meats
i hope you're happy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:50, archived)
# This gets the discomeats...

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:05, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:07, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:10, archived)
# if i said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:43, archived)
# and how!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:45, archived)
# shit shit shit shit!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:46, archived)
# i've had her
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:52, archived)
# oops
replied to the wrong post
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:54, archived)
# oh dear oh dear oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:57, archived)
# this should be used as therapy
for post-natal depression.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:47, archived)
# ..or as a contraceptive.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:50, archived)
# I looked at it for too long
and I think I've gone sterile.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:53, archived)
# 2nd time I've had to adblock that
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:23, archived)
# Fackin' 'ell!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:52, archived)
# But in the morning you'll be sober and I'll still be...
...no, wait, that doesn't work, does it?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:41, archived)
# jolly good :D
have this then, which is certainly NWOT

(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:44, archived)
# hang on,
i've jsut started a text thread, and you reckon this is nwot?!?!?!

ye daft bugger :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:53, archived)
# I like this
and I've never even heard of White Notley.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:54, archived)
# You going to get down to the London bash this year, Micto?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:46, archived)
# sadly no
it's the weekend of my wife's birthday
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Bitch of a birthday date, oh well
You guys have fun mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:01, archived)
# you calling my wife a bitch?
i'm gazzing rob
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Hello drunk!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:48, archived)
# What kind of donk would that be?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:49, archived)
# Preferably a "bangin" one
although in a pinch a plain donk may suffice.
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Tha's sick tha!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:58, archived)
#
Would you like to dance to gabba?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:12, archived)
# ahahahahaha that's beautiful man.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Hello!
What are you drinking micto?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:49, archived)
# beer earlier
sloe gin now
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Oooh sloe gin is lovely.
Terrible hangover though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:55, archived)
# hmm, not usually
although it is a particularly maudlin drunkness
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:57, archived)
# As am I... on bourbon, surprisingly.
Have this I started last night whilst even more drunk than I am now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:57, archived)
# is it a horse?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:00, archived)
# BEWARE!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:02, archived)
# It's nice to see the texture of real-world drawing implements
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:00, archived)
# I left all my good pencils and such back in Manchester, like the dick I am.
So I have to settle with some older ones in the time being.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:05, archived)