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# LEEK!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)
# *instant loituma*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:30, archived)
#
Salivili hipput tupput täppyt
äppyt tipput hilijalleen
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:32, archived)
# I looked that up and got scared
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:32, archived)
# No
It's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:35, archived)
# I appear to have no bandwidth juice to watch youtube atm
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:36, archived)
# I like the tall frumpy one who drops a beat at 1:32
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:38, archived)
# Indeed
I think it's a lovely piece of music

also: HE COMES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)
# I'm trying to remember if I've seen a version where the girl on the left gets a solo.
I'm sure I have.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:43, archived)
# She's the quiet one
I bet she's a beast in bed

relevant to my interests
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:46, archived)
# WHAT HAS THAT HARLOT DONE TO THAT POOR INNOCENT LEEK?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Recreacion de Leek spin por caramelita
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Oh wow
I've found something amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:38, archived)
# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:14, archived)
# I enjoyed that
but there were definate Vic Reeves club singer moments.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:50, archived)
# no loitumaring here
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:36, archived)
# I bought two of their albums after leekspin
Lovely stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:28, archived)
# the pipes

spotify:track:16XLxhkcIdmIYCAefYvKsw (Song For The Dead by Queens Of The Stone Age)
spotify:track:3WDuyW7QQoNcwMSvopvUIP (Go With The Flow by Queens Of The Stone Age)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:32, archived)
# too late for the pipes, the pipes are full of raisins!


edit: to add O_O hahah wtf
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:34, archived)
# i like the part with the peaches
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:35, archived)
# especially when that guy drew the peaches
it was clearly a metaphor for FILTH
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Ray
Sins
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:38, archived)
#

spotify:track:3GbiqeOPAZWKK4WbINrv1N (No One Knows by Queens Of The Stone Age)
spotify:track:2Bz2Q1JNwwPj40T9AvzE7f (Make Some Noise by Beastie Boys)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Teefs!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:09, archived)
# you have inspired my next paint.exe epic
I don't know if you should be proud or ashamed.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:08, archived)
# most proud
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:09, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:13, archived)
# Leek is awesome!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:32, archived)
# nothing beats leek!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Alright Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:37, archived)
# I am craving leek based nutrition now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:38, archived)
# You are a divorced woman now?
I thought you were a sixteen year old nun with ears like a rabbit?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)
# I fixed it
It was strange mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:07, archived)
# No, silly
What Dave is saying is "I've divorced my woman, but it's fine, she can keep the two-bedroom semi, I don't mind, I quite like my bed-sit actually and to be honest I spend 4 days of the week out with the truck, so Im rarely at home anyway.

I suppose that's what started it really, she said I love that truck more than her, which isn't really true, but with me not able to have children I didn't really have anything else and I suppose she's still got a couple of years left before 'the change' so she might find someone who can give her the family she always wanted.

And me? Well I'll always have Maria, I suppose, and now at least I don't have to hide my sketchbook in the truck where 'she' can't find it, and these new friends I've found on the Internet seem very understanding really. I know I've acted like a bit of a prick sometimes, but it's nice that they so quickly welcome me back into the fold"

I think that's what he's saying, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Well,
All I can say is I found the first series of Little Britain funny. But then I realised it was the same thing over and over.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:23, archived)
# What's that Skippy?
You're HIV negative a type of onion?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:02, archived)
# The internets inform me that 'Negi' is a type of onion.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:07, archived)
# A fine vegetable.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:36, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/links/782972
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:39, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Wait a minute, didn't you leave for ever or something?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:51, archived)
# LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
www.leekspin.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:33, archived)
# Let's not watch that :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:36, archived)
# his face is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:38, archived)
# I reckon he has that expression constantly.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)
# he could battle for top spot in FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:47, archived)
# he is more like FUCK YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:36, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:39, archived)
# :D
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:46, archived)
# this reminds me
I must take one of those. A leek, not a spring.

[Yay!]
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:39, archived)
# why do we say "take one" when we are ultimately "giving one"
it's most confusing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)
# I think it's because
you'd take a leek and give, in return, a stream of warm urine. Only the practice of having a pile of fresh leeks in lavatories is sadly in abeyance.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:00, archived)
# maybe it's reverse psychology!
AHHHH

AHHH! AHHH!

*makes the ahhhh symbol*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:07, archived)
# *thunk*
Message for you, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:39, archived)
# Now about the captains "log"
oh dear, and his log "entry"

maybe... not. :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:47, archived)
# there's no excuse for that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:39, archived)
# I know.
I just...

I know.

I

*Sadface*

*looks at shoes*

edit: it's paint.exe that's what it is. it's making these things happen, I can't control paint.exe, it's in my mind with it's extreme colours and dangerous spline tool. I'm scared, man.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)
# Hah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)
# thar be many more crap jokes ahoy, captain!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:46, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:47, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:56, archived)