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[challenge entry] oh fuck....

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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:07, archived)
# He's a fine figure of a man
She should be over the moon.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:09, archived)
# World Champion Rower...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:11, archived)
# she was hoping it would be flan
:/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:12, archived)
# "Contestant number 2, if you were a chocolate, what kind of chocolate would you be?"
"Fuuuuuuccckkkkk!"
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:12, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Vanilla.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:15, archived)
# Sorry put this in my FB thought people here would appreciate it...
'OK. Everyone stop what they're doing as I have the be all and and all of comic genius!

I was returning from the bank and walking behind a guy in one of those heavy duty mobility scooters with the head support. Utter twat comes out of the pub, almost trips over him and shouts, 'FUCKING SPASTIC.'
The guy in the chair proceeds to run over his foot and exclaim jubilantly, 'TIMMAH!'

Chortle awards be damned! I will love you for the rest of my life!!!'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:16, archived)
# i think i would have wet myself there and then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:18, archived)
# g'night, people
i'm now off home to have a celebratory drink and glee about my upcoming surgery.
'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:31, archived)
# Oooh!
Have a good evening :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:32, archived)
# will do :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Well done him
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:18, archived)
# Fuck yeah! o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
Sometimes karma can be proper funny :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:25, archived)
# I like this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:29, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:31, archived)
# I thought the greatest moment of my life would be getting laid of Fred's weather map
I was wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:41, archived)
# Haha, that's how it should be done....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:20, archived)
# awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:22, archived)
# Hahaha
Excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)
# just scrolled down and read this
and it made me proper lol.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:25, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:17, archived)
# "If you invited me over for a romantic meal, what would you serve as a starter? And this is to number two."
"Roe!"

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:18, archived)
# "If you were a Blue Peter animal, which would you be and what would be your best feature? And this is to number two."
"Petra-neck!"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:21, archived)
# pfft
I wish he was my gym instructor
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:23, archived)
# I'd have thought he'd be quite over-bearing, always pushing everyone to work harder and longer.
Still, I suppose that's kind of their job.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:25, archived)
# Thats just what i need
Been going to the gym now for nearly a year, and ive not lost much weight. I need FUCK instructor power
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:28, archived)
# but chances are he'd just keep going all 'Saturday Night Fever' on your ass :(
www.crossfitla.com/cms/images/uploads/blog/Coaching.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:37, archived)
# "If you worked in a hospital, which piece of equipment would you like to use on me first? And this is also to number two."
"Gurney!"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:23, archived)
# "if you went out on a date with me, what would you do first?"
"FUCK!"
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:31, archived)
# He looks like he's struggling to insert something into his back-hole
Couldn't wait, could he?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:20, archived)
# "Back-hole", haha
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Lucky cow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:45, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha
That is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:03, archived)
# cheers
i totally jus tpissed off for ages (no beer buying involved...)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Hahaha!!
Thx for serious lolz here!
Have this...


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(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:18, archived)
# :D
a freebase pic that made me laugh - a rare and precious gem.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:32, archived)