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[challenge entry] You know where this is leading.......

'Splosions!

From the Explosions challenge. See all 109 entries (closed)

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:33, archived)
# " 'Splosions of flavour"
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:37, archived)
# :)
Gave me a chuckle
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:39, archived)
# haha :)
a friends brother had that book, mad 80s student b*stard

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:42, archived)
# I gotta say....
.... looking for the source image made my bottom twitch.

Type Anarchist cookbook into Google and you get flagged.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:44, archived)
# fuck 'em :)
as long as I don't use the words “terrorist” “bomb making,” “airport security” “homemade plastic” I'm fin..
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:49, archived)
# *Prodigy69 has been renditioned....
I better start packing my things before the Rads get me too
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:52, archived)
# *Fears*
Two of b3ta's finest on terrorist alert shock!
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Type it into ask jeeves instead.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:53, archived)
# meh, type acetone accelerant fuel air mix botulism islam anticapitalism and you get flagged
hell, type "flags are shit"

and you get flagged.

you also get offers of folk trying to sell flags.

which, if you buy any, gets you flagged.

Though from it's reputation the only thing the anarchists cookbook gets you flagged for is darwin awards.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:59, archived)
# What is it?
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:47, archived)
# Tells you how to cook up explosives.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:49, archived)
# I recommend thermite.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:53, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:31, archived)
# I see.
I was expecting, I dunno, a chilli con carne with a little more spice, but...
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:57, archived)
# very badly
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Ah, someone who admits to reading it.
HE'S OVER HERE MI5!
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Nope never read it, it did get discussed widely on a pyrotechnics forum I was on.
So I've already been vetted, my owner took me to a place full of smells and I slept, woke up and had fewer bits to lick.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:25, archived)
# general things go boom and other shenanigans
[not that I would think about that kind of thing]
c/o f.b.i agents that are watching
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:52, archived)
# aren't 50% of fbi agents on the internet 15 year old girls?
or was it the other way around

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:00, archived)
# You mean the 43 year old FBI agent I've been talking to is secretly a teenage girl?
Why would he do something like that?! D:
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:02, archived)
# they get a bonus for every extra body put in jail, man.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:05, archived)
# i'd like to explode all over her.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:49, archived)
# She can taste my batter anytime
snarf, fnarr, gluck
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:53, archived)
# We really can't take you anywhere can we
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:55, archived)
# of course you can
once

after that once the place'll be broken.

still, plenty of other locales needing a vigorous seeing to, innit
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:01, archived)
# strange, it's as if you know me.
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:01, archived)
# Baby, I'm ready to go-o-o-o...
She's 52, you know. I don't know any 52 year olds who look like that...
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:55, archived)
# really?...bloody 'ell :)
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Born in 1960
Along with Carol Vorderman and Julianne Moore. Must've been something in the water that year...
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:58, archived)
# *checks when Sigourney Weaver was born* Oh man... >>
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Age creeps up
soon you'll be typing 'granny pr0n' into search engines.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Haha, and then SAGA take me away
and stick me on a coach heading for, I dunno, Llandudno or Southport. Somewhere depressing.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:23, archived)
# Nowt wrong with an older experienced woman
/man/dog/goat/etc.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Now that is amazing...
52.. and I still would. Mind you... Anne Robinson.
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 0:35, archived)
# Yeah, but does she tile?
tile cook socks
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:01, archived)
# needs more boob
and explosions!

WOo and yay
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Mmmm.......boobs.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:36, archived)
# :) boom boom
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:17, archived)