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(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:11, archived)
# this was steve jobbie's last idea
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Spang
lols
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:13, archived)
# this wins the internet today
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:23, archived)
# iPood?
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:16, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:31, archived)
# low technology
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:12, archived)
# You seem to get toilets like that in all new buildings these days
(not with the speakers and gizmos, but as from the source pic). That sloping ledge on the base is a bugger for gathering dirt and dust.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:36, archived)
# and with those little push buttons on top to flush
which don't seem to last anything like their handle shaped ancestors
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Not here.
Almost all cysterns in public places around here are electronic, they flush when you move away from them. Sometimes before.
Faucets, soap dispensers, and driers pretty much all work that way too.
Fine until there's a power cut.

I'm too tired to make a "motion-sensitive" joke right now. I'll leave
that to someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:50, archived)
# yeah, but you still have to push/pull the fucking door open
"faucets"

lol
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Ah, many public places yes (excluding train stations)
Never seen an automatic soap dispenser except on an advert. I couldn't help but wonder what the point was since you only ever touch it before washing your hands.
I was talking home use with these vs these.
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Worst thing I find is the hole where the U-bend starts is too far forward
which means you're liable to get pooey smears down the back wall of the bowl. It's basically a toilet that needs cleaning twice as much as any other toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:54, archived)
# There's them Forren ones...
...that have a little "pan" so the Forrens can sift through their jobbies before flushing. Now that's weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Aw hell naw
Please tell me they don't
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Man I have a story about that from when I lived in Amsterdam
but you wouldn't even fucking believe it.
Plus QOTW has spoiled story-telling for everyone forever.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Haha QOTW is a rather special place
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:16, archived)
# I shat in one of those in amsterdam
I had to stand up to release it
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:01, archived)
# The Dutch call that bit the mirror (spiegel)
but they seem to be dying out now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:19, archived)
# ahahahahaha
i got very used to these. i always though the intention was to reduce splashback soaking foreign bums but i really like the idea of them all sifting through it
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:04, archived)
# My attempts at an amusing reply were all terrible
but I did like the post
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:44, archived)
# And where, perchance, may one purchase such a throne?
I'd buy one tomorrow, except I'd need somewhere to rest the book I'm reading.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Just send me £2500 cash, used notes.
Will see if I can get one ordered in for you or something. Just the one was it? No en suite or owt?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:15, archived)
# I guess you haven't seen the first episode of the latest season of South Park.
Butters has an ingenious way of solving that problem...!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:58, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:17, archived)
# lol
win
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:21, archived)
# oh shit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Just saw this
Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:42, archived)