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The same happens if you ask for gravy anywhere in the South.
You Shouldn't Have To Microwave It Bitches!
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You Shouldn't Have To Microwave It Bitches!
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is that it's COMPLETELY FUCKING WRONG
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HMMMMMM
That's right
HMMMMMM
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:58,
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That's right
HMMMMMM
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My niece wants to make that for me, I keep putting her off. I fear it.
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JOIN US EH?
JOIN US EH?
JOIN US EH?
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE
*points vigourously and opens mouth wide, bacon falls out*
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JOIN US EH?
JOIN US EH?
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE
*points vigourously and opens mouth wide, bacon falls out*
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It was a boke-fest from the first word to the last.
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but it's more addictive than crack
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Real gravy that didn't start from a can.
Real hand cut potatoes.
Anything else is caveat ingestor
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Real hand cut potatoes.
Anything else is caveat ingestor
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Proper chippies that is. Northern chippies.
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Whereas it's actually a lesson for the criminally ignorant.
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and roll about on the floor
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one vat curry
one vat gravy
It's what makes a chippy, damn it.
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one vat gravy
It's what makes a chippy, damn it.
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JOIN US
WITH OUR QUAD OF VATS
JOIN US
JOIN US
*points and breathes in vigorously*
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WITH OUR QUAD OF VATS
JOIN US
JOIN US
*points and breathes in vigorously*
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THE PEAS
I FORGOT THE PEAS
holy crap :(
yes, an equally large vat of peas
OH OH OH FUCK
and a vat of beans!
how could I forget this!
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I FORGOT THE PEAS
holy crap :(
yes, an equally large vat of peas
OH OH OH FUCK
and a vat of beans!
how could I forget this!
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scrag, scran, batter, bits and quite likely a myriad terms hithertoo unknown but to LOCALS!
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:05,
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the more we fry
and serve with various innapropriate meta condiments
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and serve with various innapropriate meta condiments
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scallops? Surely that's some limp-wristed Southern puffery?
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scallops?
What is this? the old kent road?!
This has gone from being about MANS chips
with curry, gravy, beans and MUSHY FUCKING PEAS
along with choice of pie, fish, patty, cake etc
TO SCALLOPS!
I weep man, I weep !
Where did it all go wrong?
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:09,
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What is this? the old kent road?!
This has gone from being about MANS chips
with curry, gravy, beans and MUSHY FUCKING PEAS
along with choice of pie, fish, patty, cake etc
TO SCALLOPS!
I weep man, I weep !
Where did it all go wrong?
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He's all like, look at me I'm rubbing boiling lardy chips and gravy into my manly chest, and then he's like, oh yeah and here's a rainbow dinosaur and some PONCEY FUCKING SCALLOPS
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I wonder if they'd agree with my digestive system.
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And there's no pans on. Vats yes - pans no. Vats which have been simmering for so long I'm sure life is forming at the bottom.
And everything is fried, even the picked eggs. And the chips come covered in cheese.
It's heaven. Which is where you'll end up if you eat there more than once a year.
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And everything is fried, even the picked eggs. And the chips come covered in cheese.
It's heaven. Which is where you'll end up if you eat there more than once a year.
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When I asked him to just pour it over the chips rather than set that stupid little tub in the bag he looked at me as if I'd asked for a go on his wife.
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some places don't know what chip butties are
WHAT THE SCREAMING VEGETABLE PLANTATION FUCK!?
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WHAT THE SCREAMING VEGETABLE PLANTATION FUCK!?
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God I hate that word. Took me three months to work out what the fuck a barm cake was.
And don't get me started on Warburtons bread being wrapped in wax paper. The world has moved on and The North should catch up.
And breathe ...
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:07,
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And don't get me started on Warburtons bread being wrapped in wax paper. The world has moved on and The North should catch up.
And breathe ...
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And the fucking bakery is only down the road.
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I believe they go together in some manner.
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Call a man "Cock" and don't get punched in the face for it!
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but north of yorkshire it'd result in a bloodbath
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until you've gone into a chippy and asked for a sausage supper and tried to hand over a bunch of pound notes, you've got no fucking cause to complain
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I've been to take aways in the south
I HAVE EVERY FUCKING RIGHT TO COMPLAIN!!!!!one!!!eleven
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The only place I know with pound notes are the Channel Islands.
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Pound notes. It was cute how they were trying to be different with their monopoly money.
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last i knew they were still legal tender, just very rare.
well, i say legal tender. if you believe the nerds on wikipedia they aren't actually legal tender at all, but they're de facto legal tender. yeah.
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well, i say legal tender. if you believe the nerds on wikipedia they aren't actually legal tender at all, but they're de facto legal tender. yeah.
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but ten years back pound notes - bank of scotland, i think; i think both clydesdale and rbos had stopped them - were *always* given in change by the butchers in st andrews. i think they had a massive stock of them or something. it wasn't very easy to buy anything with them in england.
for all i know the butchers has shut down and pound notes have finally died.
edit: i just went and checked. the nerds on wikipedia reassure me that pound notes are still issued in scotland, but it's rbos that issue them, not bos. that told me.
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for all i know the butchers has shut down and pound notes have finally died.
edit: i just went and checked. the nerds on wikipedia reassure me that pound notes are still issued in scotland, but it's rbos that issue them, not bos. that told me.
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The seem to cycle between till and wallet, never going near a bank so they're slowly getting less and less recognisable as notes.
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passed from the butchers and the pub. i imagine the pub then went and spent them at the butchers, because they never gave them out in change. neither did anyone else.
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In the American South, gravy is everywhere, and it looks like this: www.google.ca/search?q=sausage+gravy+biscuits&tbm=isch
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