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[challenge entry] First ever post! Apologies in advance if I've breached some etiquette ...

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(action_ben, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:54, archived)
# She doesn't look particularly happy about it
Good start! Welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:57, archived)
# Good subject
Pull up a kitten and you'll never be allowed to leave, by the way.

(there may be a post or two about making the image a little smaller but that will come with experience. Carry on.)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:58, archived)
# It's only 90k
and I can't imagine too many people are on crappy enough screens that that's filling the whole thing. All checks in fine from where I'm sitting...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:01, archived)
# Filesize is fine. Dimensions are a bit big, but who doesn't like a bit of a stretch every now and again?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:02, archived)
# SOME OF US ARE STILL VIEWING B3TA ON TELEX PRINT OUT
ascii.


:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:13, archived)
# Fuck
Telex? What is this magickery you speak of?

We rely on smoke signals thru variable sized straw pipes to make reproductions.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:22, archived)
# What luxury!
I experience b3ta through the medium of interpretive dance.

The CDCs are most impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:41, archived)
# It's 90k
All is groovy
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Our reputations obviously precede us, but this all looks ettiquette-safe to me.
Welcome to b3ta, ben :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:01, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:02, archived)
# i gaffawed
which means you're doing it right :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:03, archived)
# It's bindun, but who gives a fuck
You'll never leave.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:05, archived)
# Bindun
Arg yeah I just found the other one. Pants indeed. Welp! Lesson learned. Thanks!
(action_ben, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:15, archived)
# I wouldn't worry about it
We all do it it at some point :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:17, archived)
# I make a living from binduns
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Big jobs
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 0:31, archived)
# 7? I don't get it...
Welcome. Ignore the cunts and shop a kitten, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Cunts? We've all been refreshingly friendly so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Maybe he meant cunt in its anatomical sense
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:31, archived)
# DMPB has me right.
I was forever falling over vaginas when I first walked around here.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:37, archived)
# NO U
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:17, archived)
# cnts?
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:37, archived)
# Try and fail.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:37, archived)
# This is just fine
Although with experience, you will learn to shoehorn a Quo reference or sturdy girl in the background somewhere. Next time eh.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:16, archived)
# Mind if I ask who she is?
For research purposes, obviously. Sports research.
(Meagrom, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:20, archived)
# London Zoiz
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:23, archived)
# If it isn't the famous London Zolz
then it might be Ana Claudia Silva, maybe I'm too tired to focus but her face looks about right. www.nbcolympics.com/athletes/athlete=silva-ana-claudia-1085751/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:30, archived)
# Looks like maybe I should've watched this London Zoiz thing after all
Edit: also, thanks!
(Meagrom, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:33, archived)
# If you're British I think you're meant to have fallen in love with Laura Trott (who is a cyclist and not a runner)
and with Jessica Ennis who is a heptathlete and not Dennis Pennis.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:34, archived)
# fucking heptathletes.
that's what they get for sharing needles.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:43, archived)
# i'm running through sports to come up with a witty response
alas, i'm as witty as roadkill
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:48, archived)
# They can have silver and bronze, but Ana Claudia Silva gets gold.
(Meagrom, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:44, archived)
# I get the impression you're besotted
She could probably beat you at an arm-wrestling contest
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:49, archived)
# She wins the heptathlon to my heart.
(Meagrom, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:58, archived)
# that's probably a good thing since if that's the right girl she runs the 200m and the 4x100m relay
and didn't set the world alight in either of them
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 23:01, archived)
# Presumably because they decided the winners on the wrong basis then.
(Meagrom, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 23:08, archived)
# hahaha
nice first post, welcome.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:55, archived)
# nice
reminds me of the beach volleyball one i did.

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(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 23:20, archived)
# As well it should!
As it is exactly the same joke, repeated by me due to a shameful lack of research.
(action_ben, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 8:38, archived)
# :D
welcome to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:31, archived)
# Great first post!
You can stay.

(The only etiquette you may have breached is that if you are going to post good pictures, make them 400 pixels or less wide so they can fit on the front page)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:57, archived)