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# Ooh, ooh, ohh, the spunky gibbon! Monkey beer finally cracks one out for the girls



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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:18, archived)
# I hope the opening instructions are extra clear on this one
Wouldn't want a wimmens trying to open a can and spilling the precious hot cum everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:20, archived)
# have no fear, the instructions are quite clear
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:24, archived)
# Everything appear to be in order here
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:26, archived)
# i'm gonna need a bigger man friend
bigger
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:40, archived)
# the t on that font at the bottom looks like an r
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:26, archived)
# It's as narure inrended.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:37, archived)
# moggy?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:39, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:45, archived)
# .
i t 's r
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:03, archived)
# Alcoholic protein shake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:35, archived)
# these are products that should be wholeheartedly endorsed
are any celebrities lined up?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:07, archived)
# I read that Ruth Madoc is up for hot cum
and there have been whispers about George Clooney glugging some boiling piss, but I think that's wild speculation.

Did you see the old Monkey Beer ad with Bob Monkhouse?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:15, archived)
# these are not waspbox endorsed products therefor I'm out
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:40, archived)
# I'm yet to hear from him or the Duke about the latest attempts to saturate the entire beverage market
It would be madness not to dip a toe in the Boiling piss market right now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:41, archived)
# these are clearly being marketed for girls and besmirch the fine Monkey Beer* brand name
*it's not for girls
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:47, archived)
# sad but true
it's the same kneejerk reaction many a brand has had to the threat of things like alcopops and energy drinks
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:51, archived)
# What about the classier ladies who would require a straw?
Needs more cum straw.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:28, archived)
# This is a disgrace.
I fought the Board tooth and nail to prevent this outrageous and unwelcome dilution of the Monkey BeerTM brand and, indeed, ethos.

I am, however, pleased that they went with an appropriate name.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:31, archived)