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# We're all wankers
I mean who hasnt EVER wanked?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Fuck off, he well had his disciples finger his holes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:18, archived)
# He was so pent up, he had wood every morning
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Didn't he chuck his muck at the market traiders in the temple or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:22, archived)
# haha
4 fingers til they touched his spine, i tell thee
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Who remembers their first wank?
Eh? Come on...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:14, archived)
# QOTW --->
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:17, archived)
# WOTW
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:19, archived)
# It was probably 47, 48 years ago.
I can't even remember where I put my bus pass.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:18, archived)
# I thought I'd broken it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:21, archived)
# hahahaahahahahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:23, archived)
# I was a late starter. There was so fucking much of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:25, archived)
# MUM!!!!! I'VE BROKE ME COCK!
Bwahahahhahhahhahhaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:32, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:34, archived)
# And you thought you were an android, bleeding vital blood all over your bedsheets?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:25, archived)
# I knew something was meant to come out
but I was expecting about a teaspoon's worth, not the half litre or so that did.

Those were the days, being able to hit the ceiling with it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:28, archived)
# haha
yeah
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Ceiling cat doesn't remember them so fondly.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Haha, ceiling cat is covered in man-juice
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 16:05, archived)
# I do
I was actually quite distraught and shocked. I enjoyed fiddling with my knob, but one time i overdid it and made a spunky mess. I thought 'arghhh - i could be a dad! Im old enough to father a child!' and got upset.

This was last month.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:23, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
:) Mine was after some rather embarrassing 'wet dreams'
I was 'told' how to do the 'dirty deed'.

Now, I assumed it just 'oozed' out as that is how it felt in the dreams.

The big day came...

...there I sat in the toilet, door obviously locked
and sat there, shall we say 'performing the necessary motions?'
looking down at my teenage-hood.

At this point I discovered what 'ejaculation' REALLY meant
(pre-Google of course).


Oh how I laughed
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:31, archived)
# For fucks sake, "First wanks" is going to end up the next qotw isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Every other QOTW ends up as it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:36, archived)
# hahaha - same here! It was like a flipping Atom Bomb going off!
funnily, i remember i had Ox Tales on TV in the background.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsqTA1KvmBk
No, i am not a furry.

Ah, those were the days - when you could have a massive wank from memory without the aid of total immersion full screen HD porn
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:37, archived)
# I had last night's early evening news on...
...err..hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:45, archived)
# I feel like we know each other much more now
*offers spunky hand for a handshake*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:52, archived)
# :)
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:02, archived)
#
I was watching the friday night project.
(1.618..., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Justin Lee Collins?
he'll want to see your internet history
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:35, archived)
#
(1.618..., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:01, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10853820
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:04, archived)
# ARGH - he can see all my dirty sins!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:06, archived)