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Yes bum raping vampires
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Fri 28 Sep 2012, 17:22,
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Ah, the supermassive .png file.
There's been an over-sized pic on the Front Page since Monday, so I can understand if people see the rules as more of a guideline, these days.
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 28 Sep 2012, 17:38,
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I thought I'd followed the guidelines :(
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CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion ,
Fri 28 Sep 2012, 17:42,
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A week ago, I'd have cut and pasted the bit in the FAQ about file sizes, but that was the old me.
If you're happy with it, I'm happy with it. Besides, it's not like I can pull rank on another Captain.
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 28 Sep 2012, 17:47,
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It's this bit here:
"For file size, 50k has always been a good target for a still image, but anything up to 100KB is acceptable. Likewise, animated gifs should be kept as small as possible, but never exceed 400 KB. Please do your best to optimise your work where appropriate, as some users still use dialup. A good joke won't be spoiled by a slightly lower quality image." But nobody cares.
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Fri 28 Sep 2012, 17:49,
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Thanks fellows
I have optimised accordingly.
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CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion ,
Fri 28 Sep 2012, 17:52,
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Yay
Lucky for you all the hitlers are down the pub ;)
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Fri 28 Sep 2012, 17:59,
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All the single Hitlers
Put your hands up
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Fri 28 Sep 2012, 18:51,
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 28 Sep 2012, 19:11,
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I can't see you but I bet you've all got SMASHING blouses on!
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Fri 28 Sep 2012, 19:21,
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Thanks for doing a fine job of holding the fort though
What would this place be without proxy nazis
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:18,
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HappyToast will get a raging boner when he reads this post
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Shlvng ,
Fri 28 Sep 2012, 18:14,
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Why, is he a mod?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Fri 28 Sep 2012, 18:20,
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or ban you for being pointlessly antagonistic
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 28 Sep 2012, 18:22,
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/ac
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4Q just lurking ,
Fri 28 Sep 2012, 18:44,
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/dc
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 28 Sep 2012, 18:54,
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You can't ban people for being open, but unsure about the idea of God, Toasty.
I'm pretty sure that'd be a hatecrime.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 28 Sep 2012, 19:07,
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I'm pretty sure I can't get an erection from reading people going on about optimization
but that doesn't stop people suggesting that
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 28 Sep 2012, 19:20,
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It was kind of a joke and in no way pointless :
A couple of weeks ago you posted about optimisation getting you hard. Also I've often marvelled how you manage to get your fine animations down to small file sizes.
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Shlvng ,
Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:14,
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:)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:15,
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prick
:)
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Shlvng ,
Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:18,
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