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[challenge entry] They should never have started selling cat food in Poundland...


Apologies for shitness.

From the Urban Animals challenge. See all 139 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Nicely done
but I think you're gonna need this:
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 17:09, archived)
# Are we about to be attacked by vampires?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 17:17, archived)
# Yes bum raping vampires
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 17:22, archived)
# Ah, the supermassive .png file.
There's been an over-sized pic on the Front Page since Monday, so I can understand if people see the rules as more of a guideline, these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 17:38, archived)
# I thought I'd followed the guidelines :(
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 17:42, archived)
# A week ago, I'd have cut and pasted the bit in the FAQ about file sizes, but that was the old me.
If you're happy with it, I'm happy with it.
Besides, it's not like I can pull rank on another Captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 17:47, archived)
# It's this bit here:
"For file size, 50k has always been a good target for a still image, but anything up to 100KB is acceptable. Likewise, animated gifs should be kept as small as possible, but never exceed 400 KB. Please do your best to optimise your work where appropriate, as some users still use dialup. A good joke won't be spoiled by a slightly lower quality image."
But nobody cares.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 17:49, archived)
# Thanks fellows
I have optimised accordingly.
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Yay
Lucky for you all the hitlers are down the pub ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 17:59, archived)
# All the single Hitlers
Put your hands up
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 18:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 19:11, archived)
# I can't see you but I bet you've all got SMASHING blouses on!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 19:21, archived)
# Thanks for doing a fine job of holding the fort though
What would this place be without proxy nazis
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:18, archived)
# HappyToast will get a raging boner when he reads this post
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Why, is he a mod?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 18:20, archived)
# or ban you for being pointlessly antagonistic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 18:22, archived)
# /ac
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 18:44, archived)
# /dc
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 18:54, archived)
# You can't ban people for being open, but unsure about the idea of God, Toasty.
I'm pretty sure that'd be a hatecrime.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 19:07, archived)
# I'm pretty sure I can't get an erection from reading people going on about optimization
but that doesn't stop people suggesting that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 19:20, archived)
# It was kind of a joke and in no way pointless :
A couple of weeks ago you posted about optimisation getting you hard.
Also I've often marvelled how you manage to get your fine animations down to small file sizes.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:15, archived)
# prick
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Those scallywags are all wearing the same cat mask!
And the compo is about turbans isn't it?
/slightlydeafblog

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Fucking hell. That's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 17:50, archived)
# No it isn't!
I find it quite unsettling, always a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 18:16, archived)
# He has a jolly nice moustache too :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 18:26, archived)
# haha
Not shit
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:51, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 22:09, archived)
[challenge entry] A roasted legume


You have to imagine the dirty distorted scrote bass.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 19:45, archived)
# doing wheel spins in first gear ftw
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 19:56, archived)
# Your picture's quite shit but "legume" made me laugh out loudly and heartily.
Which after a day of sitting in my van on the Devil's Sigil (M25) is quite a feat.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha you have to drive a van.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:17, archived)
# Hurrah!
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 22:10, archived)