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# =D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 20:47, archived)
# nnnnng
i'm getting 'oooh globbits!' stuck in my head now
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 20:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:01, archived)
# Hahaha
Oh I like that
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:02, archived)
# I like this :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:02, archived)
# HURRAH!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:04, archived)
# 'lo fella :)
*running manhugs*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:06, archived)
# hehay! 'lo stranger
we don't cross paths on here much these days :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:10, archived)
# We don't... :/
In fact, the last interaction with you I can remember is when you phoned me and thought I was saying I was going to top myself O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:11, archived)
# blimey, that's a while ago :(
2013 I shall be in derby for pints.
fact.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Ooooh, when?
I'm working in Essex 'til June next year, but I'll be in Derby some weekends...


EDIT: Yeah, was a long time ago - summer 2010, I reckon. Feels like forever ago, but also a few minutes... guess it's going to stay like that now.

(Also: I guess you know about ives' new Stepmum?)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:16, archived)
# yeah, saw that on facebook, before i deleted my account, congrats!
essex? might have to meet half way, or i might have to go to a london bash or sutin'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Cheers buddy :)
I'll still be in Derby some weekends, and there'll be another Derby bash next year... where are you?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:42, archived)
# near grimsby
so derby is manageable
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:54, archived)
# *butts in* Near Grimsby?
They told me I had exclusive territory, bastards!
/Tetney blog.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:01, archived)
# tetney? I'm in Louth, neighbour
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Hahaha
Nobody is in Lowuth!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Eee, I was born in Scartho. Left when i was 5 though...
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:43, archived)
# eh?
Did someone say my name?

I hear everything
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:30, archived)
# Hello son :)
What are you doing still up?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:41, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Still undecided if I want to head to the cinema to see 'The Hobbit' or not - my initial thrill waned once I realised they were puffing it up into an 8hr trilogy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:00, archived)
#
I'm still hoping that film 3 is almost entirely material culled from the appendix of Lord of the Rings and from the snippet in Unfinished Tales which retconned in Gandalf's machinations about Sauron into the lead up of the Hobbit.

What we'll *actually* see is something like this:
Film 1: Old Bilbo, in Rivendell and surrounded by "happy" elves, tells Frodo about his trip when he was young. After half an hour, we finally get to Gandalf meeting Young Bilbo outside Bag End. At the end of three hours, Frodo has the ring and the sword and has escaped from Gollum.

Film 2: Meander on through eagles and Beorn and dragging an irritating fat shit through a forest for two unbearable hours, broken at the end by Orlando Bloom pretending he's still 20 and a nice person, even though the Elves in the Hobbit were total titwanks, and not good titwanks, either, kind of rubbery veiny titwanks. End after three and a quarter hours, most likely with the escape from the Elves and whatever the fuck it's called Lake Town (Esgaroth; yes, indeed, I am a total nerd).

Film 3: After an interminable 40 minutes with the likes of Stephen Fry in Esgaroth, move upriver and see a dragon. After another hour the dragon is finally killed. [It's possible they'll compress Film 2 down and end it with Smaug attacking Lake Town.] An hour later and the Battle of Five Armies begins, and another half hour later it finally ends. Thirty minutes to wrap it up, and then a twenty minute coda, and you've got a film pushing four hours.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:15, archived)
# This sounds disturbingly accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:20, archived)
# I enjoyed that
Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:22, archived)
# 14 films as director
and only 2 good ones,
Peter Jackson is shit at making films

edit: 6 were either shorts or tv movies, which we all know don't count
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Bad Taste and Braindead?
Also Meet the Feebles had its moments.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:25, archived)
# the frighteners and beautiful creatures
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:27, archived)
# Your future reviews are probably cynically accurate.

"The Hobbit" has just opened here in NZ and the Tolkien Estate get-rich-quick lawsuits and PETA attention whores are already coming out of the woodwork. WETA Workshop's newly unveiled "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Lawsuit" sculpture outside the Embassy Theatre for the Wellington premiere seems to reflect this cynicism.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 5:46, archived)
# Ahaha
I like this.

Cataclysmic computer failure last night prevented me from taking any further part in this conversation :( Tip to the wise: when people say "Linux supports HFS+ drives" don't actually do anything stupid like believe them and mount in HFS+ r/w for any user. The kernel doesn't like it, and when it storms off it takes your boot sector with it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:51, archived)
# I can't say I'm too excited about the thought...
Might well wait for the doovday
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:15, archived)
# The 48fps aspect intrigues me, but I don't want to spend 3hrs sitting there if it's going to feel like being in a rowing boat during a storm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Nice shadow action :)
Reminds me of this, a bit...

(kitten/skateboard)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:01, archived)
# nice!
repost your castle, I always liked that
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Oooh, no, I couldn't possibly, what would people think, I'm not here to spam, ooh no...
no I couldn't possibly what would people think I'm not here to spam ooh no......what this one?

cf(lots)b
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:10, archived)
# yay!
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:11, archived)
# That is very cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Cheers :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Uncle Boonmee!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:08, archived)
# What about...
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:24, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:25, archived)
# hehehehe!
nice!
I SAID NOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:28, archived)
# *gulp*
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Great.
Now I'm going to have nightmares about Terry Wogan in the Valley of the Sitdowns...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:04, archived)
# in the land of
DO AS YOUR TOLD!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:44, archived)