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# A baby HS2 train, getting ready for it's big day in 2032 when they've built the line...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:39, archived)
# Grumpy little bugger aint he?
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:46, archived)
# He's going off the rails alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha
That's grand.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:49, archived)
# Ta!
I saw the photo of the train here and decided work could go hang for a few minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:10, archived)
# ha!
is he going to turn into an aeroplane when he matures?
(pdjpdj, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:50, archived)
# Nah you're thinking of microlites.
Planes come from the eggs of other planes

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:00, archived)
# Nicely!
Also:

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:11, archived)
# He's gonna be a real big train, jus laike his paw.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:11, archived)
# Squee!
trainfloof
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:51, archived)
# This larval stage also increases in size by inflation plus one percent.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:13, archived)
# he is very hungry
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:53, archived)
# But at least he eats the leaves on the line.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
Genius idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:15, archived)
# *patents*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:16, archived)
# hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:23, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:34, archived)
# watch out for the Very Angry Nimbypillar!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:55, archived)
# Oddly, these caterpillars are rare enough that they had to divert HS2 around their breeding grounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:14, archived)
# *Sets up business to sell rare animal breeds to Nimbys*
"You can't build the line near me because I have pygmy elephants breeding in my back garden."
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:38, archived)
# I was just thinking this earlier.
Selling newts and things. Mind the piss!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:39, archived)
# Well i've got some fellas in Borneo who are going to drug up some and ship them over
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 17:02, archived)
# Cheer up little fella!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:57, archived)
# He's sad because he knows he's going to be years late and well over budget.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:15, archived)
# ^^^^^^^^This
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:17, archived)
# :) Is that moi leaf!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:58, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:15, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:15, archived)
# Haha excellent!


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:22, archived)
# red wine at breakfast?
white or GTFO

or is it orange juice? I don't know.

likes, clicks
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 0:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
Bloody brilliANT
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:43, archived)
# that is beyond cute
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:00, archived)
# Wait till you see the return price from that leaf to the leaf over there.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:17, archived)
# looks so cute now
if he ever grows within budget then i look forward to him twatting our village every two minutes with a futuristic 'whoooshing' type of noise.

every time he does this i will just point in his direction and tell my children 'it's the future' 'but we can't afford it, and i can't see the cunting point in it'

nimby 4 real
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 17:18, archived)
# perhaps they could install some wind turbines to make use of all that wooooshing?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 18:31, archived)
# Stopping at *wipes tears from cheeks*
*laughs loudly* *doubles over* *finally stands up* *laughs*
Toton...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 17:38, archived)
# Odd choice that.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 29 Jan 2013, 17:53, archived)
# aw...
cutest mass transit system ever!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 20:12, archived)
# aaaw :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:12, archived)