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Is that the twat off of the BT adverts?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:50, archived)
# That's him!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:51, archived)
# but his TV mum is a milf.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:53, archived)
# Oh yes
Thought I was just a sick perv all on my own.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:54, archived)
# oh, Samantha Bond is full of would
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 11:49, archived)
# She will be if I ever meet her.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:13, archived)
# Because you have a wooden penis?
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:28, archived)
# I wouldn't know
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:29, archived)
# Don't hate me 'cos I'm beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:30, archived)
# Can I fuck you 'cause you're ugly?
Hang on, this is all going wrong.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:36, archived)
# They all say that. They all say that.
*sad face sad face*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:56, archived)
# Yes, he has...
I've been picking splinters out of my arse for days.
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:22, archived)
# Bell-end
Living with HER and he hasn't got tops OR fingers? Puff.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:54, archived)
# he has hooked up a webcam in her room and the shower though.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:59, archived)
# Atta boy
My opinion is slightly changed of the dough faced cunt.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 11:28, archived)
# what I don't get
is tech companies who are happy to insult their potential customers.

Or do they know that self-respecting nerds wouldn't touch their broadband with a ten foot pole?

Vodafone did one recently with a nerdy guy buying a new phone then almost crying and saying "I have't had a girlfriend for three years"

I don't understand the logic
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 11:51, archived)
# I think its the opposite
The 'un'nerd people see the 'nerds' in the adverts, relate to the stereotype of them and think 'if they use it, it must be good' although, as you say, I wouldnt have vodafone or BT if you gave it me for free.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:08, archived)
# It's probably knowing/ postmodern/ post-ironic/ some other shit that trendy advertising execs think will appeal to THE KIDS
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:08, archived)
# "Advertising is the sound of a stick being rattled in a trough" - George Orwell
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:15, archived)
# Similarly Wonga advertise old biddies borrowing from them
An old biddy couldn't touch them with a barge pole if she wanted to.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:00, archived)
# Most old biddies keep their money in a shoebox in the wardrobe or under the mattress.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:45, archived)