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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:04, archived)
# I watched the whole movie
waiting for 476 droid to come whizzing round the corner. Didnt happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:06, archived)
# Yeah, because an hour and a half of "do you remember Pacman?" "yeah" would be so much more enjoyable
I imagine you're suffering the same disappointment felt by some older gentlemen when they found out Trainspotting wasn't about locomotives
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:11, archived)
# Bog off.
The movie didn't work because it couldn't ride the game culture angle it needed to. The adults got bored with the crappy, dumbed down story that ran through it and the kiddies were bemused by the smattering of references it did try to dwell on.
Had they taken the Roger Rabbit approach and aimed the film at people who grew up with game culture, not their kids, it would have been better.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:21, archived)
# what film are we talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:26, archived)
# Chuckie Egg : The Movie
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:31, archived)
# this works equally well
as a critique of Tron 2.0 too
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:46, archived)
# *cue taters*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:27, archived)
# It's a Disney film, aimed at kids, with a utterly crap premise
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:27, archived)
# I quite enjoyed Tangled.
But it was a long time coming. The only Disney film I enjoyed prior to that was Atlantis, and they nearly botched that with the surplus of supporting characters.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:31, archived)
# robin hood FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:36, archived)
# But that's OLD Disney.
Everything went down the pan during the 90s.
I watched a few episodes of Ducktails the other day. My god! The animation is excellent, and that was a f**king throw-away, saturday morning cartoon!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:42, archived)
# Nice quote from Neil Gaiman on where he sees Disney going wrong:
"I worry about Disney. I just feel like they've kind of 'lost the plot' in every meaning of the expression 'lost the plot'. Some hard-line Christian website took me to task and called me a number of bad names for saying this, but I was talking about Disney Channel style Disney as being like pornography in its vision of an impossibly hospitable world: a world in which the big problem is that somebody hasn't been invited to a surprise birthday party and then you discover toward the end that they really were and that there was nothing wrong at all and everybody loves everybody!"

(Full: thequietus.com/articles/01631-neil-gaiman-interviewed )
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:55, archived)
# tailspin was well done too
at some point disney took a big poo
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:49, archived)
# What film is this? Battleships?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:28, archived)
# well.........that's told Hollywood how it should be done
let's hope they take note
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:33, archived)
# if they can't take note of a heavy hit like this they can't take note
or something :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:36, archived)
# I thought the obviously atypical intro to the fake game was unnecessary.
Where you see Ralph first kicked out of his underground home by building developers, then he becomes the bad guy in the game trying to knock down the building, then finally the playable 'hero' arrives.

Why have the characters outside the game having independent characteristics, then shoe-horn the duality into the game scenario as well? It just makes you less convinced of the character's motivations outside of the game.

Anyway, I'd rather just see some more of Karen David in PixelFace.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:59, archived)
# I've got a screenplay for something like this
Now all I need is a billionaire
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
I can see this happening
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:14, archived)
# the angry mom has large breats.
edit: her breats are larger than her child's head
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:37, archived)
# If there had been another panel, the kid would have been absorbed by them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:45, archived)
# I wonder what sound effect would have been used
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:11, archived)
# This is unusual. Art's glasses. :3
I glad for I found my friend's adult artwork :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:44, archived)
# Nice work on the link! You're a real pro.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:59, archived)