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[challenge entry] hello

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(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:12, archived)
# hahaha
terrible, but hahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:16, archived)
# Bless!
With free insurance from Sheila's Wheels...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:17, archived)
# DEF!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:31, archived)
# Wont pink mean we have massive difficulty selling on when you're bored of it within a year?
WHO CARES?! BABE ON BOARD LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:33, archived)
# There could be a top tip here.
Got a knackered old banger you can't shift? Paint it pink. Some dozy mare will buy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:39, archived)
# haha, so true
I've heard the question "What type is your car?" answered with a colour, by so many women
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:34, archived)
# Oh you've met the Mrs?
She was trying to explain mine to a friends fella. He asked her what make it was, she said, "A silver one with a telly in it". Bless 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:37, archived)
# And the telly's huge and always showing the same program, this funny one that's got the back of a car going along a road.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:44, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:46, archived)
# ha! yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:50, archived)
# this is how my grandmother would describe a microwave
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:45, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:46, archived)
# how is it that all men are car spotters?
do you write the registration numbers down in a little book as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Oh, please.
There's an app for that.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:53, archived)
# ENGINE: Yes
Ace - *click*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 13:03, archived)
# pfff!
pink is bad enough, but the women who put eyelashes on their headlights should be culled
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:28, archived)
# haa oh heavens,
imagine eyelashes on a Volvo 940, that would be a thing of astonishment
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:33, archived)
# saw them on a beat-up austin allegro
it was like an elderly slapper going on the pull
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:52, archived)
# well I've put them on my shopping list
for when I get my Lamborghini Gallardo.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:03, archived)
# i'm a diablo girl myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:09, archived)