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# Someone was daft enough to ask me to do some portraits.


(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:23, archived)
# who does that white-haired one remind me of?
the top one is obviously goldie hawn in death becomes her.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:27, archived)
# Sara Cox
top one
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:29, archived)
# no
some freaky mental from a film, but i can't think who
edit: oh, right. i'm not well up on sleb recognition
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:31, archived)
# I thought it was Sue Barker
or Mikaela Strachan
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:37, archived)
# nope
she's got really pale skin and it's a bit red and rough on her cheeks. i can see her in my mind, but can't place her.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:38, archived)
# thatcher?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:42, archived)
# definitely not
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:43, archived)
# a blonde Sally Field?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:50, archived)
# baby spice?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:19, archived)
# Yes, the latter
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:08, archived)
# Hehehehehehehe...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:28, archived)
# Cool...
Wouldn't have said it was definitively a daft idea... I'm not saying I'd necessarily commission one for my wedding anniversary but it'd be pretty cool for a cameo pic :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:32, archived)
# Are you kidding?
I'm having my one printed and framed. It looks more like me than I do.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:34, archived)
# I might ask about a rendition of our daughter actually..
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:38, archived)
# She has a naturally SBF-esque toothy grin on her :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:40, archived)
# I'm sure i'd remember
giving birth. I don't, so nothing to do with me.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:42, archived)
# your daughter is one of the osmonds
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:42, archived)
# Not quite, buty she does a very good line in cheesy grins.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:03, archived)
# Alas, they wouldn't be accepted as passport photos
thanks to their rule about "no smiling".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:56, archived)
# Brilliant!!!!!
Teefs! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:34, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:37, archived)
# Would, would
Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:38, archived)
# Nice work as always
Top one - Cameron Dion or Sue Barker
Bottom - Blonde Charlotte Church?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:46, archived)
# very nice
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:50, archived)
# I'd like you to do me, but my face doesn't caricature
It's so ridiculous that it can't be made funnier
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:50, archived)
# The bottom one
Can you just make her open her mouth a little wider and repost! Thanks =)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:51, archived)
# They're really pretty good, them. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:51, archived)
# Top one: Hattie Hayridge or Michaela Strachen
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:00, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:09, archived)
# Total Brainfield! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:34, archived)
# Cor!
Thanks man!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:41, archived)
# My pleasure!
*Doffs felt cap* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:45, archived)
# There is now a video
containing these images on /links. They are by far the best part of it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:50, archived)
# At least click 'I like this' on the video
you bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:29, archived)
# I do like these.
Which one's TSL?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 20:13, archived)
# Top one!
EDIT. That is my 'Come in for a coffee!' face. They so rarely do...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 20:52, archived)
# Did someone say "portrait"?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 20:17, archived)