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# vandals deface signs to village's anal museum


I'll push my luck then: here's another of our amateurish efforts. Would people like it more if I claimed it took me four days?

eveningharold.com/2013/04/30/vandals-blamed-for-damage-to-village-anal-museum-signs/
(waylandsmithy http://eveningharold.com, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 19:39, archived)
# Crack the anal outrage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 19:42, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 19:44, archived)
# :D
Their chutney locker exhibit is breathtaking
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 19:45, archived)
# I like this.
Also, you appear to have dropped your pan somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 20:04, archived)
# gronkpan, 4eva in r hartz :((
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:08, archived)
# oops
Did I tread on someone's username? I didn't know. I can change. With the help of an administrator.
(waylandsmithy http://eveningharold.com, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:13, archived)
#
Put a gronk on it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:21, archived)
# aaah, that's better
Back to my old familiar made-up self. Ta!
(waylandsmithy http://eveningharold.com, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:32, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 20:13, archived)
# the bronze goatse they have is breathtaking.
would visit again tbh.
(orbojunglist, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 20:24, archived)
# trouble is, you show a tunnel like that to a mariner
and they'll want to 'barge' in.

I'll get my coat.
(waylandsmithy http://eveningharold.com, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 20:35, archived)
# How did you deduce the vandals' identities, Holmes?
Alimentary, my dear Watson.
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 20:35, archived)
# 3 and a half days
that's as far as I'll go
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:06, archived)
# I...
...don't know what that means
(waylandsmithy http://eveningharold.com, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:07, archived)
# I'll like it more if you claimed it took you 3 and a half days
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:08, archived)
# What about that number of hours, but spread over 4 days?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:11, archived)
# ahh!
OK. I did stop for pizza for like, a quarter of a day. And then there were all those mini-strokes. So three and a half is about right, really.
(waylandsmithy http://eveningharold.com, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:12, archived)
# spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:37, archived)
# Is this considered spam, then?
We're just a group on WordPress who are knocking this stuff about. Weirdly, we've never met. But if it's spam, I won't spam. Which is a shame, because Rick did a great pic of a call centre entirely manned by badgers.
(waylandsmithy http://eveningharold.com, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:55, archived)
# spamming your website may be considered spam, like any other fucker that has tried it here, the onion, dailymash...
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 22:05, archived)
# but we're all just making stuff up for the fun of it, right?
We're not a commercial site, we don't even get ad revenue. Just in it for the love. And the showing off.
(waylandsmithy http://eveningharold.com, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 22:11, archived)
# if it's your own stuff post it on /board
and don't pay attention to mongychops, he's a little cutie really
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 22:23, archived)
# get bent
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 22:27, archived)
# It is our own stuff.
We're just a bit shit at Photoshop. And being popular. And making money. And dressing ourselves in the morning, without angering mummy.
(waylandsmithy http://eveningharold.com, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 22:45, archived)
#
a fi
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 22:50, archived)
# classic enigmatic
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 23:07, archived)
# THAT!
is blimmin' brilliant! Me and the missus have just been crying at the marmalade review.

Bravo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 23:25, archived)