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# Newsletter subject line compo
any one want to writle
a b3ta newsletter title?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:28, archived)
# Turkey, bootiful!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:29, archived)
# all our prostitutes meet the Sale of Goods Act criteria
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:31, archived)
# Mandela in Stable Condition, £300 ono
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:31, archived)
# CEILING NSA IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE
EDIT: Also, somebody help me -- I can't stop doing this:
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:43, archived)
# haha, that's a great one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:46, archived)
# Original, too
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:49, archived)
# Please don't stop doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 12:20, archived)
# Army chief says cuts would be dangerous.
Don't tell him about bombs then!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:46, archived)
# Hague: If you've done nothing wrong you've nothing to hide
Everyone else: So why won't you show us what you've been spying on?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:47, archived)
# Careful with what you say and do online or you might end up in Prism.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:51, archived)
# Oh!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:55, archived)
# TRY FUCKING READING THIS JUST FOR FUCKING ONCE YOU FUCKING BUNCH OF FUCKING CUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:54, archived)
# One up the bum, no harm done
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:55, archived)
# Your mum's shopping bag arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:55, archived)
# The Vatican has a Gay Lobby? Is that where all the priests wait for the choir boys to undress?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:57, archived)
# I once found out that my Dad worked as a male stripper in a seedy seaside town in the 70s
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:58, archived)
# Have you even eaten a whole cucumber dipped in cowshit?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:58, archived)
# eww!
cucumbers taste nasty
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 12:05, archived)
# Fanny is as fanny does
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:58, archived)
# Spazmo.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 12:00, archived)
# The Motherfucker's Day Special
(UTB, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 12:04, archived)
# do you ever dream that you are out in public and suddenly realize you're nude?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 12:04, archived)
# That was a dream?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 12:07, archived)
# Outsourcing all our intelligence to booze as well
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 12:33, archived)
# DEMESIO! PERSKAITYK IR SAUGOK
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:03, archived)
# Harder hitting than an Aussie cricketer in a Walkabout!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:06, archived)
# haha
I was half expecting the Sun to say WARNER BOTHERS as its headline

then I realised it's not football
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:16, archived)