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# Sing-a-long time...
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:12, archived)
# I hate to say this
but I think they are the best available at the moment.

Which is very, very sad.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:26, archived)
# Given a choice between definitely evil and probably incompetent
Give me the useless twats over the evil cunts any day
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:40, archived)
# Yep
I think I have to err on the side of useless, rather than those that are simply out to callously pound the poor, underpriveleged and diasabled into submission :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:55, archived)
# I would like to see
a government made up of such people as Pedantichrist, Prodigy69, Beau Beau D'or and Smash Monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:09, archived)
# what would my position be?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:14, archived)
# Minister for guns.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:20, archived)
# and punishment?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:26, archived)
# Gunishment
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:33, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:35, archived)
# Monster for Puns
or Minister for Pins, Puns, Guns and Gin
(Carlosfandango, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 20:45, archived)
# Naughty Monkey, always thinking about dirty naughty things
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 20:02, archived)
# But Labour still have Blunkett etc. and are liable to be evil too.
Perhaps a different flavour of evil, with say 30% more intrusiveness and 30% less favouritism.
Other than that, I would agree: you generally want to elect the government that shows the intention to do the least, except with regard to reducing the incomprehensibly huge national debt which is the cause of all the trouble and the reason why we can't have nice things. I assume the next Labour government will be as interested in that as the Tories are.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:38, archived)
# As I say
I would rather have Tories than Labour.

I appreciate the honesty.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:54, archived)
# And worst at the same time
Given that pretty much all our options are made up of exactly the fucking same kind of people
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 2 Oct 2013, 18:50, archived)
# contact on flickr just posted this
www.flickr.com/photos/david_nimrod/10053125184/

could it be more smug?
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:00, archived)
# Oh fuck
I was thinking this week's comp could be based on shopping that photo, but I'm not sure what you could do to make him look more twattish?
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:20, archived)
# That's too much.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:33, archived)
# mmmmmm
punchable.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:43, archived)
# Fuck.
Presumably it's that size so you can put it as your desktop wallpaper - that's the most frightening thing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:45, archived)
# Oh no way too much smugness.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:52, archived)
# Thing is, if you can manage forget who it is, he doesn't look so smug. It's all subconscious influence.
He looks a bit like Stephen Fry, in fact. Somewhat smug, yes, but also kind of genial. It's like that trick with the picture of Professor Farnsworth.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:53, archived)
# Yep this covers it
Also, if you sang that chorus repeatedly it would begin to sound like 'cuts, cuts, cuts' which works on a different level
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:44, archived)
# Depressingly Good
Though it's made me angry I shall click
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:49, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:58, archived)