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# All of these McCann 'jokes' on here make me sick.
And to even suggest for a second that either of these poor souls might be responsible is an utter disgrace.



Please THINK before you post!
(Sausage Spotter, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:20, archived)
# What I can't figure out....
...how come crimewatch had so many responses I mean how many bloody brits were down in the Algarve that summer?
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:38, archived)
# The one bit I don't understand
most of this new info comes from one of their friends who was at dinner with them.
She claims she saw someone carrying a kid outside their hotel room.

Didn't she tell the McCanns?
And if not why not?
If she DID tell them, why didn't they go and check?

And why has it taken her SIX YEARS to remember this?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:46, archived)
# maybe they fell out on the night
because they didn't ask her to babysit?
or did, but said they wouldn't pay her?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:47, archived)
# Like a sort of come dine with me where if you are really shit they steal you kids near the end of the night
...all narrated by a funny bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:50, archived)
# *writes to channel 5*
channel 5 would air this, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:05, archived)
# The Daily Express want some more 'exclusive' interviews
so that their cashpile increases to carry on the hunt .... forever and ever
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:17, archived)
# I'm confused about why this child is still so important to warrant such media attention
when on average 1051898 other children have been reported missing in the UK alone in the last 6 years

Not belittling the grief suffered by the McCanns, just saying what about the other 1051898 parents?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:53, archived)
# I'm sure you mean
2103796 parents :)
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:02, archived)
# I was referring to them in the singular so as not to upset single parent families ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:13, archived)
# That is because they are not really missing...
...just hidden under their retarded uncles bed...probably.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:17, archived)
# I'd be surprised if the police actually advise
parents to go down the media route.

The McCanns willingness to be so open with the papers probably helped make it a bigger story, but they get some awful shit in return.

Missing child stories that make the TV news usually feature the parent being interviewed, presumably because that's more gawp-fodder for the viewers than talking to a policeman.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 18:45, archived)
# 90% of the time
the person who did it is one of those being interviewed. I assumed that's why the police do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 19:59, archived)
# * Citation Required *
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 20:02, archived)
# Made up statistics...
afinkawan.co.uk/ilh.html
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 20:06, archived)
# According to criminal minds and law & order SVU
for most child abductions, if the child isn't found within the first 24 hours they're probably dead.

(it was on TV therefore must be true)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 1:16, archived)
# why are the British police investigating a crime that happened in Portugal?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:05, archived)
# Pretty sure she was sold into some kind of sex cult.
Also Gerry McCann knows Gordon Brown, imjussayin.

Also, I'm pretty sure he fucks children on a frequent basis, the body language from these kids says, 'Please Gerry McCann, don't abuse me physically and mentally and then slice my throat upon a pentagram while you scream at the moon, naked as the day you were born in hell'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUcVncYr6xc

ed: i replied to the wrong thing
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:41, archived)
# still
It did look like a nice place for a holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 19:00, archived)
# Any excuse...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:46, archived)
# Is it time to post this again yet?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry] hummm...looks like I chose the wrong day to shred my Hull bus pass.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:44, archived)
# Crikey
He looks so much like my efit composite in that photo. That's not to say that either of the efits mean anything, of course.
(Sausage Spotter, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 18:55, archived)
# I mean…
come on!

(Sausage Spotter, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 19:17, archived)
# I like this
I like this alot
(Panzerfaust, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 19:00, archived)