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# Image Challenge vote
This week's challenge vote is comprised of:

World War Y
Create shit and pointless Hollywood prequels

Should have gone to...
The Specsavers adverts depict the potential consequences of not buying their product. A great idea so why aren't other firms using the same ploy? 'Should have taken an imodium' Etc. You get the idea; now shop it!

Photoshop the Wildlife Photos of The Year
Which you'll find here: www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-24534109

One Word Challenge
Chickens!

And here's the thing:




(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:30, archived)
# Oh fuck...
evenin' boss ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:31, archived)
# Evening
Right let's see what won't win. What did you vote for? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:35, archived)
# Bugger!!
Me vote chickens - Ha! That's all your preparations ruined!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:54, archived)
# Fuckinchickuns!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:00, archived)
# That has made me seriously chuckle :D
Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:01, archived)
# Chickichuckle!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:04, archived)
# Eraserhead's been colourised?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:16, archived)
# This is just a regular chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:18, archived)
# Good God, man - where do you shop?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:27, archived)
# Damn - that's my only idea down in flames :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:33, archived)
#
hahaha dirty
(Zoidaroid, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:28, archived)
# This always freaks me out
while feeling oddly aroused............... down boy down
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:31, archived)
# Totally washing my hands after that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:38, archived)
# Oh god the horrid fascination...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:27, archived)
# It is somewhat hypnotic
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 23:49, archived)
# i just felt a stirring in my loins
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 23:35, archived)
# sorry, that was me
my hand slipped. honest.
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 23:49, archived)
# mmm fleshy (not a challenge entry)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 0:18, archived)
# I know your a busy chap Froggy, so I thought I'd help you out...
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:26, archived)
# Haha
Job done
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:28, archived)
# Now that's finger lickin' good!
You am da best n00b ever!*
Jolly good show.
:D

* Although you've posted more in a month than some do in 10 years so I say you aint no n00b no more.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:37, archived)
# Cheers Moley :D
does that mean I can now post withering comments about newer n00bs? ;)
I saw the stats, and thought "hmmmm... must get out more" (but it looks a bit scary out there though)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:44, archived)
# DO NOT GO OUT!
You will try and 'gif' bus stop advertising posters or something!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:46, archived)
# BANKSY!
He left b3ta. Look what happened to him!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:02, archived)
# o_o
Why am I stage whispering?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:04, archived)
#
YOUR AFRAID OF BANKSY
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:33, archived)
# oooo - now there's an idea ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:08, archived)
# No, you must be nice to n00bs.
you must be nice to n00bs.Thems the rules or they will run and we cant Use THem!!!!
NICe to n000bbss you musss be
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:02, archived)
# ok - just a bit of grooming then?


tbh, withering was a bad word for me to use, more along the lines of FAQing them or pointing them to /links. Even I wouldn't resort to pointing them at /talk ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:12, archived)
# You got it baby.
Welcome aboard!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:17, archived)
# second one could be a lot of fun
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:35, archived)
# Yeah I like that one. Wish I never voted chickens now
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:36, archived)
# and you've posted your chicken gif already
silly boy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:38, archived)
[challenge entry] but everyone loves chickens
best of all the ani... wait.. 2nd best of all the animals... they're my ...main ingredient in a curry
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:55, archived)
# Eye stitches? Ouchy.
What happened?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:15, archived)
# Sorry for late reply
I had an "eye bubble" they removed it to see what it was
(im sure there are pictures somewhere if you really wanna see em?)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 19:31, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=siCljg2XL8Q
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:29, archived)
# haha
I love chickens as well but unfortunately I eat them also
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:34, archived)
# You 'LOVE' chickens?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:05, archived)
# Well I suppose the corpses have to go somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:50, archived)
# Janet Street-Squawker.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 23:09, archived)
# my suggestion :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:22, archived)
# Hey Twisty!
Nice to see you!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:41, archived)
# Hey Moley
Sorry been a bit down.
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:57, archived)
# gazzed you baby
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:08, archived)
# el giganto chickeno!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:40, archived)
# Massive cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:09, archived)
# Sorry, I meant to say "Alright, hen?"
I meant to say "Alright hen?"
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:17, archived)
# El Guapo Lives!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:31, archived)
# I had an idea for the current compo...
reserve things... put "chris cross" clothes on the right way :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:48, archived)
# By coincidence, I have some cooked chicken in the fridge
I should eat it soon.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:18, archived)
# Show us yer bum!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:19, archived)
# After all these years, I thought you'd never ask...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:25, archived)
# *gently cracks a hard boiled egg on desk, rolls, peels, salts, swallows whole*
rolls peels salts swallows whole*I'm still waiting.


It's showtime.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:30, archived)
# Fucking hell Tribs I can't eat anymore eggs.
Show us!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:09, archived)
# mmmmm eggs ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:33, archived)
# Haha! Funnily enough he does look a bit like me!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 23:11, archived)
# why not sexy b3taware
(Zoidaroid, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:26, archived)
# Bloody hell very nicely done that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:29, archived)
# Definitely ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:46, archived)
# Back in a minute
.......OK 30 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:34, archived)
# Twice?!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:43, archived)
# I suggested a "b3ta fashion show" as a comp
maybe b3ta lingerie would have been a better idea?
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:50, archived)
# especially for b3tans
(Zoidaroid, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:02, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:16, archived)
# Oh my!
Flanbase is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:10, archived)
#
Would
(I helped save b3ta! Snar, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:44, archived)
# Hello Snar
the best thing about my picture is it has provoked a post from Snar (a member for 8 years, 6 months and 15 days has posted 33 messages on the main board) whooop whooop keep posting
my work here is done !
(Zoidaroid, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:52, archived)
# yeah, bitch!...
CHICKENS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:58, archived)
# It's comprises
Just sayin'
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 23:42, archived)