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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 1:56, archived)
# tv was a little unusual last night
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 2:56, archived)
# they misspelled 'program' -- why?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 3:01, archived)
# It's English
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 14 Nov 2013, 3:07, archived)
# "Programme" is a word used exclusively by the BBC
I think they trademarked it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 3:19, archived)
# they've spelt it both ways
'cause we're multi cultural

i always thought program was a tv show and a programme was a schedule of events
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 3:22, archived)
# The BBC is particularly fond of the "programme" form
using it even in "computer programme".
I always imagine that means the code is printed out in copperplate script on heavy card with delicately scalloped edges.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 3:29, archived)
# "Programme" is correct in British English in all uses except a computer program.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 9:10, archived)
# Ahh... but...
You can have a TV programme about a computer program. That would be a computer programme. A programme about programs.

It's all part of the clever plan to be able to spot those sneaky Americans on the Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:18, archived)
# *Tip-toes towards the door*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:55, archived)
# It's stralia that's why
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:07, archived)
# aww shit i forgot about it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 5:25, archived)
# Sounds slightly more palatable than
Sex therapy with Fatman Scoop and his wife. I puked backwards.
(SpammyToast b3ta's not dead mkay?, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 8:08, archived)
# I had these two saved from earlier this year:
This lot just combined to make me laugh:

And this one was just a WTF? seriously?

What could possibly go wrong with this show?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:04, archived)
# JAZZ FANNY
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:43, archived)
#
www2.b3ta.com/lets-fist-again/
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 4:19, archived)
# Not one of his seminal works.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 14 Nov 2013, 4:28, archived)
# it lacks
semen
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 9:34, archived)
# had my flu shot today
flu shotmind control ray receptor substance
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 14 Nov 2013, 7:17, archived)
# FISTING AGAINST FLU
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:52, archived)
# Happy white people with matching skin-tone plasters!
Stoic black man grinning through the indignity
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:19, archived)