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# Image Challenge Vote
It's the usual Christmas 2 week image challenge, so pick wisely. 24 hours to vote to make sure everyone gets a say.

Wrong toys for Christmas - Playmobile Undertaker set. Lego Gynaecologist's clinic. Guess Who for lower intestinal parasites. You get the idea (suggested by Mrs Colonel Boris)
Christmas Shite - Post any old shite with snow on it, even a crap faceswap, post anything (suggested by Colonel Boris)
Lost consonants - Take a well known phrase or saying, Remove, add or change a letter, Illustrate the humourous result (suggested by Moon Monkey)
Dragons - One word challenge (suggested by Smash Monkey)




(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 7:37, archived)
# I vote for "Wrong Toys For Christmas"

Don't know if this helps or hurts my cause.
EDIT: I suppose this also qualifies as "Christmas Shite".
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:52, archived)
# hahah this is making me laugh more and more as time passes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:15, archived)
# fuck off you mod wanker, cats mean christmas, prick
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:41, archived)
# more votes than we've had for ages, this is gonna be close, at least until pedro steps in
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:43, archived)
# thanks for the reminder
EDIT: Fine then -- I'll just make more comedy accounts, so COME AT ME BRO!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:44, archived)
# I'm so Christmassy I thought that said 'reindeer'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:55, archived)
# :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:56, archived)
# RING DING DINGALING RING TING TINGALING SNOWWWWWWW
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:00, archived)
# isn't it great?
I've had 18 Cadbury's selection boxes already today
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:04, archived)
# I've had a terrible day at work but I'm on holiday after Friday for 3 weeks so yeah
STAYING POSITIVE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:11, archived)
# This datacentre looks secure
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:16, archived)
# You should do it all with ipod nanos
I heard a great business pitch about it he vomited snakes and everything
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:29, archived)
# But they will still all come from the same External IP Address
I bet all of that lot is plugged into a single wall socket... along with the kettle, microwave oven and three fan heaters.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:30, archived)
# Where's my fecking Christmas lube? And don't say it's out with the drone
www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:58, archived)
# OMG, only 10 left in stock
that wont even get me through the holiday
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:05, archived)
# You'll have to talk to my American cousin about that
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:26, archived)
# Dragons
I was fucking sick of Christmas by October
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:43, archived)
# ^This, Mu please fix the vote
rainbow dinosaurs dragons ftw
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:50, archived)
# ^That
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:59, archived)
# ^The Other
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:04, archived)
# SAME
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 13:07, archived)
# Lost consonants? What about change a consonant? Behold - CatWogan
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 12:05, archived)
# Lost is just the title, the description says Remove, add or change
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 12:06, archived)
# Excellent
I have a shit-load of ideas then. All of which will be poorly executed.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 12:34, archived)
# If dragons doesn't win you'll never hear the end of it from Smash Monkey...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:11, archived)