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(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 16:08, archived)
# :D
and well done on coming up with a new euphemism for lady parts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 16:09, archived)
# =)
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 13 Jan 2014, 16:29, archived)
# I fucking love this post.
You win at today's Internets.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:18, archived)
# ick
wanders off to urban dictionary...
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:05, archived)
# This reply should be FPd.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 23:14, archived)
# i leave you lot alone for a week and utter siliness reigns
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# Let that be a lesson
never leave a class alone without a teacher present!
How're the eyes doing Smash?
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 16:14, archived)
# it hurts to blink
and the headaches aren't helping. went to get some painkillers from the doc, but there was a locum there. told him i had spondylitis and wanted something for the pain. he asked how long i'd had the headaches and i said 2 months. he said that wasn't true because i obviously had a migraine and they only last a few hours. i asked him if he got his doctorate out of a christmas cracker.
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# ffs.... I seriously HATE having to see a locum
once got half accused of getting some of my meds on the blackmarket - I threw a serious wobbler to say the least.
Hope you manage to get things sorted :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 16:22, archived)
# put in a formal coplaint
he talked over me, wouldn't listen when i said i was already having physio, clearly hadn't read my notes and said major reconstructive surgery was no reason to have a sicknote. then he started banging on about the courage of his convictions and i backed slowly towards the door.
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# Sounds like even I am a better doctor than that
and I'm not a doctor, I just pretend to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 16:28, archived)
# he's a nutjob
fucked off and left a waiting room full of patients for an hour and a half to "do a death certificate". he wasn't even the doctor in attendance when the patient died in hospital.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 16:32, archived)
# twat (the "doctor" that is)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:05, archived)
# I've had a week of migraines, sounds like minor discomfort compared to yours :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 16:22, archived)
# i can deal with a migraine
but this is all from my neck, due to the spondylitis. hasn't been helped in the last couple of weeks by having inflamed sinuses, which arsehole doctor refused to examine. a small hot water bottle on the neck does wonders :)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 16:26, archived)
# I'm not surprised he refused to examine your sinus if he normally only examines arseholes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 16:28, archived)
# as long as he doesn't use the same probe for both
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 16:30, archived)
# I bet he couldn't even find your prostate after 10 mins of searching
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 16:36, archived)
# if only he'd trimmed his nails
bugger, red mist is descending, which means computer off time.
'bye for now!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 16:40, archived)
# If Doctor Who wasn't available
They could get a locum in, and he'd be crap
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 21:57, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 16:16, archived)
# Absolutely brilliant Ninj :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 16:17, archived)
# Cheers matey!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 16:21, archived)
# I've seen that body before!

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 16:34, archived)
# Hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 21:02, archived)
# oh very good
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 16:18, archived)
# Ace!
and nice explosion colouring :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 16:23, archived)
# splendid
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 13 Jan 2014, 16:30, archived)
# I saw this film covered on the Culture show
Yeah? Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 16:34, archived)
# oof
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:00, archived)
# slow today
only just got that

delayed oof
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:06, archived)
# That would be a good slogan
for premature ejaculation pills :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:15, archived)
# He got off lightly!
A pot of 13 year old yoghurt usually goes off with a bigger bang than that
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:07, archived)
# .
(Arse Pipe, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:53, archived)