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# Step 5: Profit



(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 0:29, archived)
# Is that you in the pics?
And because I'll probably forget/miss it, happy candleday in advance!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 0:33, archived)
# I like to keep in shape.
And thanks.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 0:36, archived)
# What do I get for upgrading to 'b3ta Platinum Membership'?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 0:43, archived)
# The head, the tail... the whole damn thing!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 0:47, archived)
# a furtive keyring, exclusive preview of the newsletter*, 10% discount at CarpetWorld**



* subject to availability

** on orders over Β£500 only

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 1:04, archived)
# Captain Herman
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 0:54, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 6:19, archived)
# Do you except american express?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 0:57, archived)
# Hey I'm Real!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 2:38, archived)
# indeed!
Click Here NOW, to see me live!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 2:40, archived)
# Oh Pedro
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 3:49, archived)
# Sophie,
Get a fucking job and move out, NOW!

Love,
Mom & Dad
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 2:41, archived)
# I'D GIVE HER A JOB, EH, PHWOAR, SHE'S PRETTY, I'D LIKE TO INSERT MY PENIS INTO HER VAGINA
Sorry, I've been spending too much time on /links recently.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 6:20, archived)
# about right, they can stop all this 'donate' to b3ta now, looks like we all really did just pay into rob being able to act the cunt
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 6:21, archived)
# it's us vs them..

fuck b3ta it's all about the awards
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 8:02, archived)
# we get awards now?
we didn't even get an icon for mongy's finger :(
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 8:08, archived)
# Us vs Th3m won Launch of the Year at the British Media Awards 2014
*β€œThey have built a compelling business case for a new market of monetised digital experiments within a traditional publisher.”


*see - ripped off Reddit and Twitter
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 8:17, archived)
# haha, that's some mighty fine business speak
I'd have put "they got people to pay for their web lols and compos"
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 8:49, archived)
# Bloody Hell
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:06, archived)
# magenta cock award
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:39, archived)
# Apparently
They have built a compelling business case for a new market of monetised digital experiments within a traditional publisher.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:18, archived)
# Haha!
What the fuck?!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:04, archived)
# yea wtf is that shite all about..

coffee delivered to my door?...just. fuck. off.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 8:02, archived)
# They are naked when they deliver it.
The coffee is just there to exploit a legal loophole.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:39, archived)