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[challenge entry] Here is your long awaited newsletter. Now stop moaning.
http//www.b3ta.com/newsletter/639

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(#1, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:03, archived)
# Hey! Stop that!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:09, archived)
# lol
(#1, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 19:07, archived)
# you forgot to add six pages of usvsthem
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 20:32, archived)
# a good read, as ever
my favourite bit is the bit about me
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:13, archived)
# my favo(u)rite bit is the 4th bit
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 2:04, archived)
# TLDR
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:16, archived)
# Yay! Thanks rob
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:22, archived)
# > FUCK GANDALF
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:25, archived)
# Gandalf Can't Do Simple Math Under Pressure! Can You???
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:26, archived)
# Not when I'm all hopped up on PACT coffee
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:30, archived)
#
Some cunt at work has bought mellow roast coffee, that horrible mild powder. How am I meant to do a night shift on that? cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:33, archived)
# You can get delicious Pact coffee
sent to your place of work for just one pound. Bargain if you ask me.
(#1, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:34, archived)
# Pact Coffee - picked by orphans, drunk by orphans.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:43, archived)
# picked by drunk orphans
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 1:44, archived)
#
My employer is a cheap arsed cunt. Though I've found his stash of Peruvian filter coffee. YOINK....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:46, archived)
# PACT
Pact is made from radiator fluff compressed into pellets by the calloused hands of those encased in iron igloos as punishment for their depredations against the state in peace time.
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 0:32, archived)
# Sell it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 1:55, archived)
# you're not our real newsletter you're our stepnewsletter
you can't tell us what to read


(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:37, archived)
# Better than nothing.
But then again, really not.
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:50, archived)
# I can't believe it's not better than nothing*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 0:11, archived)
# Dubya's back
All is restored!
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 0:30, archived)
# well,
north IS better....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:52, archived)
# Compo winer, right here^^
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 0:00, archived)
# Cheers Rob
I won't do the others in the basement tonight as I'll be reading this
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 0:04, archived)
# I went North once.
That is the end of that anecdote, really.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 0:08, archived)
# Really?
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 0:32, archived)
# Yes.
I went to Hemel Hempstead. I didn't like it. Somebody burned my ear.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 0:38, archived)
# Forgive me but..
...that was more anecdote, I am on tenterhooks for the remains of this anecdote. I hope your ear is alright.
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 0:43, archived)
# I lied about the ear.
I just went to Hemel. I had a coffee with a friend, at her house. What we discussed is lost in the mists of time, but probably involved how soon she could move back out from Hemel, which she did soon after.
Tune in next week, when I describe going shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 1:01, archived)
# WIN
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 0:20, archived)
# just jokes i'nit
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 1:46, archived)
# jokes 'n' things
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 3:04, archived)
# this font is boring
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 3:25, archived)
# -font +site
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 16:10, archived)
# > went north.
do I know where Jews are

went back to being NO FUCKING NEWSLETTER SO KILL THE JEWS!

btw all of the symbols mean this is what rob said to me privately.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 3:24, archived)
# /links is that way ---->
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 30 Aug 2014, 3:38, archived)
# your a btich
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 3:56, archived)
# I demand a refund!
And you love it when I moan.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 11:22, archived)
# Spectrum challenges are ALWAYS shit, you wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 15:38, archived)