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# almost forgot, subjlols for the newsletter
which this week is being sent to people with an f in the second part of their middle name (possibly)
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:18, archived)
# T'dr'duzk b'hzg t't!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:32, archived)
# The Michael Gove memorial issue anniversary issue
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:34, archived)
# Issue 11 of our weekly newsletter
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:38, archived)
# Being air dropped in to Iraq tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:46, archived)
# "Songs of Innocence" in every edition
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:57, archived)
# internet cunts unite
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:59, archived)
# x='() { :;}; echo UR fukd' bash -c "echo LOLZ :D"
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:00, archived)
# As another man is beheaded, we ask: Are today's jihadis in a creative rut?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:17, archived)
# Rob offers staff unlimited leave, newsletter team now on holiday until 2017
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:32, archived)
# that shed's going to reek by mid-2016
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:43, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:10, archived)
# the most disturbing thing about that is the pink wig
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:11, archived)
# This^^**
disturbing sexy

**almost
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:06, archived)
# The Emperor's New Newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:49, archived)
# Do I get one?
I'm Zeer o' Fucks Shatner.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:27, archived)
# sorry, the f would need to be in the second half of your middle name
oFu - cks fails to qualify
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:32, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:04, archived)
# Mike Myers to release new Shrek movie, despite entire population of earth forgetting he still exists.
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:07, archived)
# This is starting to upset me.
It's like friends and family gathered round a sick person's bed, trying to jolly them along and cheer them up, completely failing to realize that they've been dead for weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:11, archived)
# I see it more as the captain jumped overboard a couple of months ago
but we missed the iceberg and are now happily drifting without a rudder and enjoying the fresh sea air
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:36, archived)
# With a limited food supply and no radio.
Cannibalism lolz.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:33, archived)
# that's more how I see it, to be honest. Not that I've been here log enough to know what's happened.
I take it Rob's buggered off?
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:42, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 23:29, archived)
# _
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 20:49, archived)
# |
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 20:51, archived)
# I've just worked out what this tragic spectacle reminds me of
rationalwiki.org/wiki/Cargo_cult
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sat 27 Sep 2014, 6:38, archived)
# Get bent, Jew lover
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 9:47, archived)