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[challenge entry] Don't grab a tissue until you really need it

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(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 May 2017, 12:35, archived)
# Ashamed lols
I'm 51 and laughing at snot puns
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 7 May 2017, 12:50, archived)
# ^ :)
(ozof, Sun 7 May 2017, 12:52, archived)
# Then imagine how I feel being responsible for that snot
and by choice, no less!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 May 2017, 13:22, archived)
# that's snot bad
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 7 May 2017, 13:22, archived)
# g-r-r-r, where's my spanger
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 May 2017, 13:23, archived)
# A cat just swore at me
There was a lot of mew cuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 7 May 2017, 15:07, archived)
#
'...desperately, the pun clung on by its fingers and peered over the ledge.'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 7 May 2017, 18:06, archived)
# *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2017, 13:28, archived)
# I haven't heard that expression in a while
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 May 2017, 13:33, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2017, 13:35, archived)
# you're on fire!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 7 May 2017, 13:47, archived)
# i am indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2017, 13:55, archived)
# Happy candles Smash!
X
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 7 May 2017, 14:07, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2017, 14:09, archived)
# Wot Ninj said, Smashy!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 7 May 2017, 22:29, archived)
# Happy B3ta day!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 7 May 2017, 18:04, archived)
# Happy Candles Smashy!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 7 May 2017, 22:31, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 May 2017, 14:03, archived)
# I am NOT wanking over that!
(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 7 May 2017, 15:07, archived)
# finished already?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2017, 15:09, archived)
# Shhhhhh you
*fwapps*

happy candles
(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 7 May 2017, 15:23, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2017, 15:39, archived)
# "Cold finger... the man with bronchitis touch..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 7 May 2017, 15:09, archived)
# Uh--I see what you did
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 May 2017, 15:25, archived)
# *plays catarrh solo*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 7 May 2017, 18:36, archived)
# solo--one nostril at a time
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 8 May 2017, 1:44, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 7 May 2017, 22:30, archived)