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# doo doo doo doodoo

wash your hands
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 16:36, archived)
# I actually felt sorry for McDonalds as the reality is there's traces of shit everywhere
but fuck 'em because they haven't done any good kiddy toys recently.

Nice image.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 16:38, archived)
# yeah, I thought the same about it being everywhere
but those screens are terrible, replace the staff entirely with robots or not at all I say :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 16:40, archived)
# they're a pain in the arse
half the time there's no printer paper in them or the screens are so dirty they won't read your hand properly.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 16:46, archived)
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perhaps people are just using the receipt paper to wipe their arses?
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 16:49, archived)
# Don't know how to use the three seashells, huh?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 18:33, archived)
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No more kiddy toys... in London at least. Sadiq Khan is targeting the menace in London that is taking so many lives yes... erm... chips and toys!
(LokiMD, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 19:46, archived)
# I thought you ordered after you had handled the food
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 16:47, archived)
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Brillo :-D
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 16:52, archived)
# b3ta
where to find out the latest news
how did I miss this story :)
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 17:54, archived)
# It's science!
I used to work in the food & beverage industry.

A test was done. (I had nothing to do with it, nor what follows)

The keyboards in the lab were filthier than the toilet seats.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 19:20, archived)
# Indeed.
Toilets generally get sanitised regularly, keyboards not so much.

Doing IT support, I've had to deal with some filthy keyboards and mice.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 19:36, archived)
# Ditto!
Was also a cable tv tech/repair guy for a few years. Touching all of those manky remote controls.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 19:59, archived)
# Yes, but only because you cannot type on a toilet seat
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 20:07, archived)
# Yes, true
Also, you cannot lick a keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 20:43, archived)
# BEG DO DIFFER
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 22:16, archived)
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Great, great image!

I thought this as soon as I started using them, I use my knuckle. So now I let out a big "well, duh!"
(LokiMD, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 19:47, archived)
# Poo knuckles
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 22:17, archived)
# Bit concerned about the unusual topping on my McFlurry the other night now
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 2:47, archived)
# mcslurry morelike
(ozof, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 9:30, archived)