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# Kill me now


(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 15:36, archived)
# I hope you're proud of yourself
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 15:43, archived)
# They can turn off the internets now because I have just won.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 15:44, archived)
# But... fans are meant to push the air about, this device gets pushed about *by* the air
this device gets pushed about *by* the airi.imgur.com/0IzOfa1.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 15:49, archived)
# That's only what they want you to think...
(I've spent a long time convincing my kids that wind farms actually generate wind, don't spoil it for them)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 16:03, archived)
#
If you thought hard enough, he'd always considered, you could work out everything. The wind, for example. It had always puzzled him until the day he'd realized that it was caused by all the trees waving about.
- Terry Pratchett
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 16:14, archived)
# Never actually read any Terry Pratchett
I probably should
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 17:37, archived)
# YES, all ~40 Discworld novels
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 18:11, archived)
# Apart from the ones that are the same
(97800, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 20:55, archived)
# Not even "Good Omens"?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 21:38, archived)
# Never actually read any Terry Pratchett
I probably should
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 22:56, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11278718
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 23:18, archived)
# I always thought it was bird wings that create the wind.
I'm sticking with that.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 17:41, archived)
# Stands to reason.
The best way to prevent global warming is to blow on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 16:20, archived)
# What farm makes salty water?
a wind to brine farm
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 16:35, archived)
# And upon the water sits a saline ship
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 16:48, archived)
# *solutes the captain*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 17:35, archived)
# Fan-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 16:48, archived)
# Hehe!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 20 Feb 2019, 16:50, archived)
# Ahem -
xkcd.com/1378/
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 18:19, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 20:24, archived)
# Ooops
but I refer you to Darwin and Wallace, Napier and Burgi, etc., etc...
(davyclam, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 20:46, archived)
# straight to bed. no supper
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 18:28, archived)
# spang!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 22:32, archived)
# Hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 8:12, archived)
# Well, *I* like it
(@lexistwit is a work of fiction, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 8:28, archived)
# *Weeps silently*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 24 Feb 2019, 21:46, archived)