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# Schofield
Why does it not surprise me that Schofield is getting a free pass on here ?
(Redtagheur, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 16:59, archived)
# The chaos theory or the basal metabolic rate method?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 17:35, archived)
# I think you'd be better off telling everyone why it doesn't surprise you that Schofield is getting a free pass on here, because I can't guess, because I have no idea who you are.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 18:04, archived)
# Talk>>¿
(Paint! Another one lost, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 18:06, archived)
# No, thanks, it's full.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 18:06, archived)
# of?
(Paint! Another one lost, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 18:13, archived)
# CRIMINALS


Click for bigger (77 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 18:54, archived)
# Who's up for a game of Guess Who...?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:11, archived)
# Top left corner :
Frogbeat
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:22, archived)
# b3ta "email us" bloke
bottom row, 3rd from left
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:41, archived)
# That's ur mum, that is!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 21:30, archived)
# Make your own! :D :D
www.stlmugshots.com/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 22:22, archived)
# 13 years, 3 months and 3 days, and this is your first post. This Schofield thing has really gotten to you eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 18:06, archived)
# Well I think we should be making fun of his homosexuality as if it's the 1970s and we're all jim davidson
(97800, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 19:25, archived)
#
I got an email the other day stating that Jim Davidson had recovered from bankruptcy thanks to shrewdly investing in bitcoin, and inviting me to discover Jim's secrets to getting rich quick.

Seemed like a particularly niche bit of spam and it made me wonder what I've been up to on the web to attract their attention.
(I helped save b3ta! quackpipe hovers, menacingly, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 19:31, archived)
# Wow, that's weirdly specific
Whyever don't they make up lies about someone a bit more mainstream?

(97800, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 19:39, archived)
#
I just went off and googled it, it is unsurprisingly a scam, the presenters of Good Morning Britain have been used in it as well.

I also found out that Dappy from Ndubz declined to have Davidson as a character reference during a trial.
(I helped save b3ta! quackpipe hovers, menacingly, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 19:54, archived)
# It's Gammon bait.
They figure if someone will fall for a massive scam, they'll fall for a smaller one.
(xaer0mancer, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 21:59, archived)
# somewhat odd, I got it too
and I'm all set once my new Nigerian friend gets back to me. Lovely chap etc etc.

No seriously....i never click that stuff, so i can only assume it's a pornhub thing ( and thanks to YOU fuckers for the Stoya gateway drug.) cunts
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 2:22, archived)
#
the other day stating that from

had recovered from bankruptcy thanks to shrewdly investing in bitcoin, and inviting me to discover Jim's secrets to getting rich quick the other day, I opened it and read it, it said he's a sucker
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 12 Feb 2020, 20:39, archived)
# Why haven't you posted an image yourself if you're that bothered?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 18:10, archived)
# Yeah, like that hilarious Dancing on Ice/Christian clergy mashup on his Twitter feed...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 19:49, archived)
# wanna cyber?
(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Mon 10 Feb 2020, 18:10, archived)
# Free ass MORE LIKE
(97800, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 19:40, archived)
# ass / sex / location?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 22:24, archived)
#
Welcome to B3ta, Mrs Schofield
(ohidunno, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 18:15, archived)
# Great comment ^
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 19:31, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:59, archived)
# Hello! Is this you?
twitter.com/redtagheur
(I helped save b3ta! quackpipe hovers, menacingly, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 18:50, archived)
# Given the homophobic tweets,
it would appear to be...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 19:06, archived)
# oh dear
(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Mon 10 Feb 2020, 19:21, archived)
# Oh, he's a cunt, I get it now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:26, archived)
# The fuck is all this?
Did the ghost of the talk board just shit it's pants?
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat Back with another one of those cock blockin' beats, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:45, archived)
# It is pant's
(97800, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:55, archived)
# Yeah, it is...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:57, archived)
# It is pant is
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 21:33, archived)
# BOARDIST
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 21:36, archived)
# Actually yeah this is worse hate speech than the op, mods
(97800, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 21:56, archived)
# Is this you too?
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/customer-reviews/R3IUF0D4RTYMDJ?ref=pf_vv_at_pdctrvw_srp
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:27, archived)
# Just your standard cheap biro, not gay at all.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:35, archived)
# Rammed it up my arse and drew a smiley face on my prostate. Painful.
2 stars, would not buy again.
(97800, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:42, archived)
# My gay friends prefer a Sheaffer when drawing on their prostates.
Painful, but a classy kind of pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:54, archived)
# Such luxury
(97800, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:56, archived)
# *Looks at follows*
Someone is self-radicalising.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:58, archived)
# He’s not in it for the likes, that’s obvious
You can see the tumbleweeds with each post. Thing is, he’s probably got more attention with one post here than all his twitter output combined, albeit as mockery
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 21:24, archived)
# aww don't go hard on him.
I see most of his posts have at least one 'like'

...oh wait, those are mostly him liking his own tweets, LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 22:25, archived)
# Where's the pitcher?

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 19:13, archived)
# Fuck off Eddie
Nobody here cares about Schofield unless he's been accused of raping babies
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:20, archived)
# Unless it’s culturally appropriate baby-raping
Wouldn’t want be insensitive to traditional practices
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 21:26, archived)
# I'm impressed that you haven't deleted this yet.
Or is there likely to be a claim of Very Clever Trolling at some point?
(97800, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 21:03, archived)
# "I fooled people into thinking I was a twat, by behaving like a twat."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 21:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 21:53, archived)
# Heh heh heh heh heh heh!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 22:17, archived)
# Bloke I met in Australia, who's a builder from England and an imminent father,
seems to have a right hard-on for the Schofield story. Keeps posting shit jokes about it on Facebook, like he thinks "finally I can have a go at Schofield for being a poof!!!" Not sure why he's so obsessed, but I can only imagine the story about a gay man in denial trapped in a heterosexual marriage has troubled him deeply.

/alright, Joe, if it's you.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 10 Feb 2020, 21:57, archived)
# No real names
And I don't know what you're implying with this. There's absolutely nothing unusual about a heterosexual male spending a significant proportion of every day thinking about gay men, or trying to encourage others to talk about gay men on a public forum. That's all perfectly normal.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 22:54, archived)
# I don't care what they do in the privacy of their own homes, but I just don't want to be forced to see it firsthand in public, where it might give me ideas.
(97800, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 23:03, archived)
# I do some casual work at football matches...
1000s of men getting very emotional about 22 men parading around in shorts...not homoerotic at all...!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 11 Feb 2020, 0:04, archived)
[challenge entry] ^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Feb 2020, 1:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 23:36, archived)
# LOL
www.b3tards.com/u/67f98b0e3909eff8f955/nopicture.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Feb 2020, 0:47, archived)
# XD ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Feb 2020, 1:32, archived)
# I thought that got lost, but there it is
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Feb 2020, 3:27, archived)
# I know what you mean
That soigné neutral tone GQ look isn't giving anyone a rag & boner in 2020, he needs to blinge up his ensemble into something less yawncouture, get some epaulettes happening on his structured jacket to frame his smouldering smizes
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 11 Feb 2020, 2:51, archived)
# Think Liberace meets Elton meets military chic
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Feb 2020, 3:26, archived)
# Hello is this you?

(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Tue 11 Feb 2020, 10:19, archived)
# Did you call my pint a woman?
(davyclam, Tue 11 Feb 2020, 11:09, archived)
# Is It Gayshift yet?
Could do with bumming someone for posting without an image!

(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 11 Feb 2020, 12:16, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11306110

Also that post on the FP about him being "gray", where the joke appears to be that someone's added a letter to the word "gay" to make "gray", which is also the US spelling of the colour of his hair. Although his hair is actually white, and has been for decades. Even in his broom cupboard days, apparently he dyed it. So don't go telling us we're giving him a free pass!
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 12 Feb 2020, 20:49, archived)