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(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 10:10, archived)
# Heheh
On the original advert, I like how desparate the copywriter gets to come up with positive things.

The fact it includes BCCing as a fun office thing sounds like one of Rob's bots had written it.
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 11:12, archived)
# hahaha
Also I had no idea BCCing and CCing could not be done remotely from home...
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 14:29, archived)
# I've got this
Choose life. Choose an Amstrad CPC 464. Choose a Flock Of Seagulls LP. Choose a fucking big ZX81. Choose a beef cobbler. Choose a guinea pig. Choose pigeons. Choose Fingerbobs. Choose Gripper from Grange Hill. Choose a game pie. I chose not to choose life. I chose Bisto gravy.
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 14:39, archived)
# Woo
Thanks Yoko!
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 14:52, archived)
# If this doesn't appear on the Yoko Ono Bot I'll eat my hat
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 15:12, archived)
# I had to have the Yoko bot account on the screen to write it
so I could remember what kind of words were in the dictionary

Maybe I'll template it
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 15:13, archived)
# so the Amstrad
green screen or colour?
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 18:42, archived)
# Colour, obviously
The green screen looked like shit. I felt sorry for my my friend who had one, peering at the blocky pixels of Mr Freeze in 4 shades of green
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 19:49, archived)
# Yep.
Fuck ever going in to the office again. Turn city centres into different spaces. Make a little less. Live a little longer. Growth is not everything. Try something different.
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 11:24, archived)
# make a little love
get down tonight
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 11:57, archived)
# Peter Gibbons' construction work fantasy, at Infest
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 11:39, archived)
# Fuckin' A
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 14:16, archived)
# Every job has shit things about it
if you go the white collar route you know what to expect
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 14:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Hell yeah!
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 17:25, archived)
# Come with me if you want to break free
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 17:36, archived)
# yup.
Click for bigger (679 kb)
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 15:07, archived)
# Click for bigger - it's fucking massive already!
:P

hamtoucher!
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 15:13, archived)
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(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 17:53, archived)
# oof
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 0:56, archived)
# Yep!
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 22:08, archived)
# yeah but you can't slip your didgeri digit down the back of the new girl's trousers
working from home can you? you'd have to do it to the wife. or the dog wearing the wife's underwear. and it isn't the same. dog's don't scream.

i'd trade it all for the lustful cry of FINGER RAPE!
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 1:19, archived)
# :D great stuff.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 12:24, archived)
# Printer ink
I knew there was a reason I never wanted to see other human beings again.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 16:28, archived)