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[challenge entry] Hello b3ta!

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(, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 18:59, archived)
# Hello mojon!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 19:08, archived)
# Hello mojon!
(, Thu 30 Sep 2021, 2:57, archived)
# Hello Mojon!
(, Thu 30 Sep 2021, 10:21, archived)
# Welcome!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 19:14, archived)
# pull up a kitten
you will never leave now.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 19:43, archived)
# sup
(, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 19:58, archived)
# Mojon is a Spanish term meaning a cairn, a shit or turd, a milestone or a (wine)taster
So, I will call you George. I will love you and squeeze you with all my heart and if you misbehave, I will punish you. I will give you security so you will never feel rejected or lack for love.
Hello George. Are you Spanish George? Bienvenue George. Do you like spicy food George?
(, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 20:19, archived)
# That’s a spicy meat-a ball!
(, Thu 30 Sep 2021, 2:57, archived)
#
Welcome,

just PM me your NI number and bank account details and I can give you all the secrets of this site
(, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 20:32, archived)
# Answer me George. It's been 20 minutes now.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 20:38, archived)
# Welcome Mojon
Pull up a whatever it is, shop a few thingies, I forget why I'm here.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 20:54, archived)
# DON'T YOU FUCKING TEST ME GEORGE!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 21:36, archived)
# I must say, this new assertive uncle is making me moist
(, Thu 30 Sep 2021, 2:59, archived)
# ER
moistER.

I was hoping for 'sopping' but it's early days.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2021, 10:14, archived)
# Hiya
You been vaccinated?
(, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 22:13, archived)
# George. Do you think the darkness is your ally?.
I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man.
The shadows betray you George, because they belong to me.

I will break you George.

(, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 23:01, archived)
# Time for your tablets uncle.....
and a wee drink then all those bad men will go away.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2021, 0:36, archived)
#
Georgie Porgie chocolate banana
Made a picture of Nirvana

When b3ta came out to play,
Georgie Porgie ran away.

cut cut cut cutting cutting cutting
i just want to be his friend
i just wanted to play
i just wanted to be his friend
he led me on
he should expect this if he led me on
he'll rub the oil in , rub rub rub
why do they all run away tbl, why?

I'll just pet my dead mouse with my thumb while we walk along
(, Thu 30 Sep 2021, 0:54, archived)
# They run away because they love you really.
Its all part of the game. You just need to run faster than them.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2021, 11:43, archived)
# HE’S RIGHT AND YOU KNOW IT
(, Thu 30 Sep 2021, 2:58, archived)
# Needs more cowbells.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2021, 8:14, archived)
# Hello mojon
Tell me, do you like fall fashion jokes?
(, Thu 30 Sep 2021, 9:06, archived)
# I'm led to believe they are actually gaining in popularity!
(, Thu 30 Sep 2021, 10:17, archived)
# 'tis the season for it!
(, Thu 30 Sep 2021, 13:41, archived)
# Hello mojon
Welcome to b3ta. You'll never leave.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2021, 15:03, archived)
# They left...
(, Fri 1 Oct 2021, 12:15, archived)
# I can imagine what you might be thinking of me.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2021, 22:21, archived)
# Hello mojon
as others have stated
(, Fri 1 Oct 2021, 0:30, archived)
# Fuck Off! *
*jusskiddin
(, Fri 1 Oct 2021, 3:52, archived)
# George, it's all okay. Last night it came so clear.

I realized you just need more time. Eventually, you'll come to accept the idea of being here.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2021, 12:30, archived)