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# B3ta's not funny ATM
might as well have this fyi:
liveuamap.com/
(davyclam, Wed 5 Oct 2022, 18:34, archived)
# You don't like it, but that doesn't turn it into another links board. This was rude of you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Oct 2022, 18:41, archived)
# You've let yourself down, davy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Oct 2022, 18:42, archived)
# Yes
Links Board, I realised after. Mea Culpa. But mostly a comment, b3ta seems less carefree, random, unexpectedly delightful.
I deeply admire the skill of many of the principal contributors, particularly when then they are at their silliest.
(davyclam, Wed 5 Oct 2022, 21:55, archived)
# hey! thanks for the reply. I agree with you for what it's worth, I was just messing
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Oct 2022, 22:08, archived)
# I really liked your last picture.
When was it?
Was it funny?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 5 Oct 2022, 18:46, archived)
# It was better than this, pretty sure. davy's let himself down badly here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Oct 2022, 18:54, archived)
# Let's not be too hasty.
C'mon Davy. Prove us wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 5 Oct 2022, 20:36, archived)
# ah davy, we hardly knew ye
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Oct 2022, 21:26, archived)
# now you're making me laugh
the "letting myself down" bit. seems I have form.
(davyclam, Wed 5 Oct 2022, 22:03, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Oct 2022, 22:09, archived)
# I have no skills.
I can manage email, WhatsApp and tying my own shoelaces, most days.
(davyclam, Wed 5 Oct 2022, 21:58, archived)
# oh man have i got great news for you
www.fieggen.com/shoelace/secureknot.htm
You can expand your knowledge while staying within your comfort zone.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Oct 2022, 22:12, archived)
# Thanks!
this is great.
as a fisherman I love discovering new knots. I will definitely try this one, it's easy and hopefully quicker than the extra overhand on the loops which I normally use.
(davyclam, Wed 5 Oct 2022, 23:02, archived)
# I do a double-wound version of the standard knot and it holds even better.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2022, 3:44, archived)
#
NOTE: For normal activities, the Ian Knot or other standard knots should be quite secure. I believe that many people seek more secure knots because they are, without realizing, tying their shoelaces with an un-balanced “Granny Knot”. Please see my Granny Knot page that discusses this in detail.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Oct 2022, 14:54, archived)
# Legendary
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2022, 14:55, archived)
# It's classic old-school Ian
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Oct 2022, 17:07, archived)
# Since b3ta isn't funny and this thread has no picture, here's an unfunny political headswap with no joke attached:
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 5 Oct 2022, 19:23, archived)
# Truss plan to head off rebellion partial success
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Oct 2022, 19:49, archived)
# Actually
it is quite funny
(davyclam, Wed 5 Oct 2022, 21:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 5 Oct 2022, 23:26, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2022, 2:07, archived)
# I thought I'd worked out how you did this, but
mine is jerky and has a line.

I guess you can offset your dots, but I can only offset the picture, then unoffset it afterwards. Maybe I need to revise Nyquist.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 6 Oct 2022, 21:19, archived)
# Gifs have frames that work
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2022, 21:21, archived)
# Are you not seeing working frames?
This is a webp, not a gif.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 6 Oct 2022, 21:23, archived)
# Don't be lie
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2022, 21:44, archived)
# Don't be mean
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 6 Oct 2022, 23:09, archived)
# He didn't this. A gif image has frames that work.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Oct 2022, 2:51, archived)
#
You mean, let us understand this cause, ya know maybe it's us, we’re a little fucked up maybe, but we’re not funny how, I mean not funny like we’re a bad clown, We don’t amuse you? We don’t make you laugh, we’re here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How are we not funny?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 5 Oct 2022, 19:37, archived)
# You're putting words in my mouth
I never said that you were fucked up. But you seem a little intense.
(davyclam, Wed 5 Oct 2022, 22:00, archived)
#
www.imdb.com/title/tt0099685/characters/nm0000582
(ozof, Thu 6 Oct 2022, 0:20, archived)
# intents AND porpoises!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2022, 2:09, archived)
# I bet you are a bundle of laughs at a party
Stick your link up your japs eye. (and yes I did just assume your gender)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 5 Oct 2022, 20:02, archived)
# My chums think so
I mostly sing sea shanties, which they do too.
(davyclam, Wed 5 Oct 2022, 21:59, archived)
# This is where you admit you like Piratecore
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Oct 2022, 22:10, archived)
# had to gurgle
interesting, you may have opened up a whole, new world to me.
(Oxford comma, for jokey reasons)
Board 'em in the smoke!
need more nautical themed challenges on b3ta.
(davyclam, Wed 5 Oct 2022, 23:07, archived)
# You have chums? What the shuddering fuck are you doing here then
This place is for all the internet rejects and trolls that have nowhere else to go.

Or is that Tesco's I can never remember

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 6 Oct 2022, 16:51, archived)
# Lidl
(TheImmaculateContraption, Sat 8 Oct 2022, 14:52, archived)
# Does b3ta sell the pixel badger tshirts anymore?
It doesn't appear so, but given this opportunity...
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 5 Oct 2022, 20:31, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Oct 2022, 20:38, archived)
# Yes! Now make it a t=shirt
please.
Darnit, that wasn't funny.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 5 Oct 2022, 21:08, archived)
# Don't think they ever sold any of the icons except Furtive on a shirt
and you're (however many years I've been stuck in this shithole) too late for that one
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 6 Oct 2022, 8:28, archived)
# Super Happy Fun Time !

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Oct 2022, 20:38, archived)
# Beavers with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Oct 2022, 20:39, archived)
# Yep
Not funny and soooooo 2012.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Oct 2022, 20:49, archived)
# I don't remember an icon-man, is he new
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Oct 2022, 21:06, archived)
# nothing is new
rehash the rehash
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2022, 1:14, archived)
# 
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(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 6 Oct 2022, 11:28, archived)
# heads will roll
cheer up dismembered Hitler!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 6 Oct 2022, 16:37, archived)
# It was Stalin the whole time!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 5 Oct 2022, 22:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 5 Oct 2022, 21:06, archived)
# I LOL'd tho.....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2022, 2:24, archived)
# Do behave, there's a good clam.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 6 Oct 2022, 12:27, archived)