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# Klum
NSFW Clicky

Three day early friendly board moderator: link to stuff that looks NSFW please
(JauntyArt, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 8:57, archived)
# MODS!
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 9:08, archived)
# thanks, that will get me my job back
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 11:35, archived)
# So Manny was right, it is hot in the worm
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 12:09, archived)
#
b3ta.com/features/faq/#unsure
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 9:12, archived)
# It's alright, a friendly board moderator will be along in about three days time to change the post into a link.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 9:30, archived)
# When they spot this, still at the top of the page.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 9:47, archived)
# Although this looks like porn and will probably get someone fired, I think it's worth it because it's so funny. So very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 9:14, archived)
# The joke is that Klum is the surname of Heidi Klum, and he's clearly not hiding.
Also that she was married to Seal, and he's got a seal's cock. I think. Or something like that, anyway.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 9:22, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 9:38, archived)
# And yet the Gort fisting stays...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 12:17, archived)
# Fictional robot assault is okay, I think
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 12:21, archived)
# Whoah there bucko!
It WAY more than OK. It's fucking hawt!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 12:25, archived)
# that's an informational gif illustrating an advanced medical technique
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 12:28, archived)
# Better than gay meat.
Obv.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 13:22, archived)
# If you insist
gay meat
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 13:52, archived)
# O_O
Holy Sheep Shit!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 13:56, archived)
# Meatspin loses something without the soundtrack I think.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 21:20, archived)
# The way 'pornographic' images are regarded on this site is not consistent.
Or to put it another way, pictures of naked women are consistently tolerated while pictures of naked men are consistently not.

Either it should all be censored or none of it should. If you're fine with Pedro's big feet girls and Atomic's paedophilia, you should be fine with Ballymoran's worm penis.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 14:22, archived)
# I'm not fine with any of it
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 14:25, archived)
# arseboon dilbaro
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 14:29, archived)
# But you do butt stuff with flags
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 14:55, archived)
# What I do in the privacy of my own home is none of your damn business
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 15:00, archived)
# Just stick to fisting androids you moaning old bastard
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 14:28, archived)
# what star wars movie are you quoting?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 14:37, archived)
# Star Wars: The Clone Whores (2008)
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 14:50, archived)
# taking a word from each
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 21:40, archived)
# It states in the faq that the NSFW 'rule' might be interpreted differently by different mods, to pre-empt this criticism.
This was back in the days when there was more than one mod though, obviously.

For me, Pedro's big feet girls wouldn't be easily mistaken for porn at a glance, and your Gort-fisting definitely wouldn't, whereas this post would. And atomic's stuff... *waggles hand*
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 14:58, archived)
# How would you search for the base image for Pedro's girls?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 16:16, archived)
# haha that's not even vaguely relevant and you know it. Grasping at straws
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 17:58, archived)
# Would you like a 5 minute argument or the full half hour?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 18:47, archived)
# Wasn't it Cleese who said that line? I get the impression every 5 minutes of his is the full half hour now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 21:31, archived)
# Joined GBeebies now. :'|
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 22:16, archived)
# I wouldn't.
Next question?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 17:59, archived)
# What are fundamental particles made of?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 18:50, archived)
# You're shit at this,
and your lack of self-awareness embarrasses everyone else on your behalf.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 21:28, archived)
# LOL, I'm shit at this, right.
When you attack the person making the argument, you're signalling that you have lost the argument, you silly floppy titty smelly willy bum poo face.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 13:32, archived)
# fun
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 21:34, archived)
# I’m exempt from the rules cuz I’m awesome. ^___^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 19:43, archived)
# "Either it should all be censored or none of it should" is a bit of a cheat really, because there's no definition of what "it" is.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 15:36, archived)
# Faith No More's first draft of Epic required some polishing.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 15:44, archived)
# On olden /board, a glimpse of stocking
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 15:56, archived)
# Now heaven mourns
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 16:25, archived)
# Lots of employers take a dim view of people using their work computer to look at Gorn and in some places it can get you sacked on the spot.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 18:51, archived)
# wankle, maybe yours
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 17:52, archived)
# Anything Goes!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 18:19, archived)
# Have there been a lot of pictures of naked men posted on b3ta, then linked by a mod?
Asking for a friend.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 15:45, archived)
# Look I hate to raise this but do invisible cartoon men count?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 17:51, archived)
# Of course they can't, they're not able to see their fingers.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 18:03, archived)
# I can't see the point
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 21:40, archived)
# Hey! Ho! Whoa!
I can’t help if young girls are hot and old bags are not!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 17:18, archived)
# I genuinely did not want to lol at this
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 17:54, archived)
# Do NOT
GIS for Gort fisting
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 15:07, archived)