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# Teen Lingo
how great is this
Let's make up fake words and screw with their heads...
(newbie, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:27, archived)
# great
Yo, you don’t need to be all up in my grill unless you want me to flex you like a skeeza
(I helped save b3ta! abaddon, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:28, archived)
# Fo Shizzle
My Nizzle.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:29, archived)
# Man, his ride is tight
(I helped save b3ta! abaddon, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:30, archived)
# Betta than
Tha Hoopty I'm chillin in...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Sup, dawg, there be this wylin bang goin down at nitas crib
wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! abaddon, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:33, archived)
# Shiz, OG
Man, we can go and bus'a cap in some of the young Ballers and take their Benjamins.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:35, archived)
# hehe
i added arsebadgers
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:36, archived)
# fo sho
mo fo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:38, archived)
# just imagining,
those youth workers talking the lingo to some homies.
(I helped save b3ta! abaddon, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:39, archived)
# but with
a really british accent
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:40, archived)
# Scenario:
Two mid-30's guys in ties and nice pants out talking 'bout 'da J.C. and his Posse of 12 to a bunch of inner city kids:

"Yo. You gots to read 'bout how J.C. was "oppressed" by "Da Man" cuz they was all up in his grille 'bout being the son of the big OG.

This gang is dope, yo..."

...and they are never heard from again.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:42, archived)
# Word up,
My homie Skillet.

my crazy uncle actually says that in his attempts to be youthful... i think senility is kicking in!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:40, archived)
# I just read the post above
about the british accent...I read that out to my (New Yorker) husband in my poshest accent...he's still laughing
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:41, archived)
# The entry for
"dose" made me wonder how old these teenagers are. "At the Dead show some one dosed some licorice and passed it around". Teenagers. At a Grateful Dead show? O....k.
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:44, archived)
# being teen of age
should those phrases seem as ridiculous and silly to me as they do?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:30, archived)
# The guy
is a thirty-something bible-basher - what do you expect?

[Edit: White bible-basher, with a thing for ministering to the kids, man]
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:45, archived)
# I actually prefer
Jive.

English2Jive Translator

Now just wait for SSG to harvest the link, and repost them in a few days..
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:31, archived)
# am doing so.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Slut.
8]
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:35, archived)
# dawg.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:37, archived)
# actually,
4-20 is Bob Marley's Birthday...
(Commie Bastard, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:43, archived)
# I've got a good 'real' word
Well one I've actually dared use in meetings - *please* adopt this word as your own and help get it out there in corporatenastyland

'Datafisting' - any process that involves changing data from one form to another etc

I love it, and you really do get that 'did i hear that right?' look when you use it deadpan. Please do try :D
(I helped save b3ta! 0nyx, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:45, archived)
# What sound
does Datafisting make?
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:52, archived)
# Datafisting
not a pleasant sound - imagine a fax with squelchy bits ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! 0nyx, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:55, archived)
# I just spit coffee
All over my monitor. I shall indeed use that at my next meeting.

WOO

and a

YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:58, archived)
#
Check out that squirrel. Ooooo . . . I’m gonna bang that tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:46, archived)
# I'm sure
that's illegal!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:49, archived)
# Orange Squash met Keyboard at:
"flashing
v. yelling at someone, usually in front of others. "What's up?" "My mom was just flashing."
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:53, archived)