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# Errol Flynn was so cool.
He used to go to parties and announce his arrival by shouting 'Let's all turn off the lights and get naked!'
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:40, archived)
# yes, that is cool isn't it?
and i still got 100 hours community service.
(martian, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:42, archived)
# I can't work out from that
if he was very shy or very outgoing.


Better than my usual 'um, hello'.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:43, archived)
# I don't know,
I have to admit, every time I hear you say "um, hello" I feel an almost irresistable urge to turn out the lights and get naked...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:45, archived)
# or
'Where's the anchovie dip, as I've brought a breadstick?'
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:46, archived)
# you kinky bastard
lights off!
(martian, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:48, archived)
# *Click*
*zzzzzip*
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:49, archived)
# more like
*rrrip*

...ooh, velcro - classy.

/X2
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:51, archived)
# "velcro? it's noisy"
"noisy but fast. by the time they've heard your flies it's a lifetime too late"

/fry&laurie.
(martian, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:59, archived)
# That's why i've never been
to B3ta bash ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:44, archived)
# the sudden appearance
of that sort of expanse of pasty white flesh would scar your retinas.

however, i suspect errol flynn went to better* parties

*in the surrounded by piles of money and drugs and champagne and playboy models sense.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:46, archived)
# have you
not been to the b3ta parties?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:49, archived)
# obviously not the right ones!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:50, archived)
# I don't think
anyone's done a Fatty Arbuckle at one though.




Yet....
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:51, archived)
# Didn't
he and Douglas Fairbanks kidnap someone's body from the mortuary and take it to the bloke's wake, or something..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:45, archived)
# i think you'll find that wakes are after a funeral
so he would have had to dig him up again
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:46, archived)
# Maybe they did that then?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:48, archived)
# No
they're not.
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:55, archived)