Mary had a little lamb,All snowy-white and fluffy.
She used to take it home at night,
So they could both watch Buffy.
(She used to take it home at night,
So they could both watch Buffy.
Dr Phil Kitten,
Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:21,
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but after they had watched it,the'd re-inact the scenes,
of vampires drinking blood and guts,
and chewing on their spleens
(of vampires drinking blood and guts,
and chewing on their spleens
pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:25,
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Mary had a furry chin,She shaved it every day.
but it just kept growing back in,
Just as well she was gay.
(the kind that like to dress up in full male regalia with furry chins etc.)
(but it just kept growing back in,
Just as well she was gay.
(the kind that like to dress up in full male regalia with furry chins etc.)
Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:31,
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Mary had a little lamb,All cuddly and sweet,
With fluffy ears and fluffy tail,
and tippy-tappy feet.
...the backlash starts here. Rah.
(With fluffy ears and fluffy tail,
and tippy-tappy feet.
...the backlash starts here. Rah.
Dr Phil Kitten,
Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:26,
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hmmmMary had a little lamb
although she was uncomfortable with the possessive connotation of had in this summary statement
and preferred to think that the lamb was an 'equal but different' partner
in as much as the spiritual nourishment it provided to her
whilst she enhanced its quality of life, at least prior to its eventual denoument in which, of course, it would ironically provide
physical
nourishment
to
her
and her family.
(c) Late Review 2001.
(,
Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:34,
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although she was uncomfortable with the possessive connotation of had in this summary statement
and preferred to think that the lamb was an 'equal but different' partner
in as much as the spiritual nourishment it provided to her
whilst she enhanced its quality of life, at least prior to its eventual denoument in which, of course, it would ironically provide
physical
nourishment
to
her
and her family.
(c) Late Review 2001.
Mary had a little pigShe couldn't stop it grunting
She took it round behind a wall
And kicked its fucking cunt in.
hello everyone.
(She took it round behind a wall
And kicked its fucking cunt in.
hello everyone.
crab_bloke),
Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:23,
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Mary had a little lambIt's fleece was grey and matted.
The lamb goes out on friday nights,
and comes home pissed and twatted.
(,
Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:28,
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The lamb goes out on friday nights,
and comes home pissed and twatted.
Mary had a little crabshe fed him nuts and guinness,
but when she said You've had enough'
The fucker wouldn't finish
(but when she said You've had enough'
The fucker wouldn't finish
pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:30,
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But Mary's lambwas an Angel fan
and disliked Buffy's way.
When Mary heard, she shaked her head (sorry)
and said 'Man, that Lamb will pay!'
(and disliked Buffy's way.
When Mary heard, she shaked her head (sorry)
and said 'Man, that Lamb will pay!'
bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:24,
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But Mary and her little lamb...were able to appreciate that different tastes make for a happy friendship.
( Dr Phil Kitten,
Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:27,
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Mary had the farmers sonwhilst in the piggies pen.
comparing him to the little lamb,
He scored three out of ten.
(comparing him to the little lamb,
He scored three out of ten.
bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:29,
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But unperturbed,...young Mary grabbed a blow-torch from her kit,
And forced it up the little fucker's arse while it was lit.
(And forced it up the little fucker's arse while it was lit.
routine has perfected burgers,
Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:30,
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