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# hahahah lovely!
can anyone help? I'm writing reports for the first time ever and i've run out of ways to tell parents their kids are shite, without being too nasty about it....
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:44, archived)
# just say the
same thing over and over - it's not as if they're going to be be comparing them!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:45, archived)
# has a problem with authority
pays little attension in class
very enthusiatic about non productive things


you could always ask what people got in their school reports.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:45, archived)
# can't spell
attention ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:45, archived)
# can, just can't type to save myself.
typing of the dead is eivl
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:47, archived)
# in that case
your fingers can't spell : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:48, archived)
# its dyspraxia not dyslexia
apparently· zero hand eye coordination.

that or i'm lazy
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:50, archived)
# i might have that.
i have spacky co-ordination. a keyboard is about the only thing that i can work properly. even corridors are a challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:56, archived)
# i get left/right mixed up all the time.
it was fun when i was learning to drive
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:58, archived)
# do you have to stick your hands up in the air and see which one makes an L shape with the thumb and index finger?
it's probably just as well they won't let me drive yet.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:01, archived)
# That's why
my driving instructor user to say 'up for right' and 'down for left'
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:03, archived)
# yeah my little brother has it
in a mild form, it just means his handwriting is terrible and he used to stutter quite badly.
(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:01, archived)
# actually,
i have lovely, but apparently girly handwriting. and i don't stutter. so maybe i don't have it. hooray! i'm cured!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:02, archived)
# could try harder
is always good

I got that a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:46, archived)
# I used to get
"Vikki would get on a lot better if she concentrated more on her own work and let other people get on with theirs"
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:47, archived)
# i used to get "plays well with others"
fnarr fnarrr

my brother once got "poor glue control" and we've never let him forget it.
(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:48, archived)
# will not sit still, will not shut up
on my first day of school i got my head stuck in the railings
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:49, archived)
# haha
my brother got tied to the railings by his mittens once, and that's making me laugh uncontrollably a whole 10 years later.
(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:54, archived)
# I don't know your brother
but let him know that my laughing at that story woke my baby up :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:00, archived)
# I'm sure he'll be glad
or at least laugh as well...
(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:02, archived)
# heh
I read all of that as if it was what the teacher wrote on your report
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:54, archived)
# that made me giggle
to an absolutely ridiculous extent :)
(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:57, archived)
# I used to get
Has a lot of potential if only she would speak up in class
I was a swot but a bit shy
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:51, archived)
# yay!
that's my report too!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:57, archived)
# I once got
a smiley face and nothing else. Now that's just not even trying to be creative.
(KnitWit, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:53, archived)
# I once had;
can you see the lines?
WELL WRITE ON THEM!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:04, archived)
# just write...
"little cunt, would love to stangle him... dan" - that'll go down a treat
(I helped save b3ta! Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:45, archived)
# hmm...
he needs to put effort into improving suchg and such?
(Icedude DOPEFISH LIVES, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:45, archived)
# 'Your child is a fucking moron,
why don't you try talking to him, i think you may be neglecting him, you fucking pricks.'
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:45, archived)
# that's probably a bit too close
to the truth
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:46, archived)
# they will aprove
of your honesty.

Really.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:47, archived)
# Lacks effort but makes up for it with juberance
is the center of attention in class, but this sometimes affects his work
is retarded
needs beating on a regular basis to maintain concentration
has potential that s/he hasnt tapped into yet
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:46, archived)
# that's all gold
but what's juberance? it's a lovely word...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:47, archived)
# i think
it means being loud and funny
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:48, archived)
# exuberance?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:48, archived)
# proberbly
i kinda made it up to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:54, archived)
# I think it needs to be preserved.
juberance - jubilant exuberance

(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:03, archived)
# You mean
exuberance?
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:50, archived)
# "Little Jimmy
is a fucknugget who couldn't find a bager in a crisp factory ... he really should read the FAQ"
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:46, archived)
# get a big book
of words that mean the same as other words...
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:46, archived)
# Thesaurus?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:47, archived)
# no it's just the way my trousers hang
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:48, archived)
# fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:48, archived)
# jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:48, archived)
# Ukraine?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:50, archived)
# terrible
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:51, archived)
# anything you like.
he can't hear you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:52, archived)
# no, she went of her own accord
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:54, archived)
# No I've just something in my eye
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:58, archived)
# no
it's just frost in my 'tache
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:04, archived)
# I don't think so
she was looking the other way...
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:48, archived)
# I knew someone
who made acrostics down the side of the report so every 2nd or 3rd letter in each line spelled out what she actually thought of the kid. There were some lovely ones (genius) and some less lovely (wanker). She was class.
(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:46, archived)
# hehehehehheheheh
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:48, archived)
# ritalin ritalin ritalin ritalin ritalin ritalin ritalin ritalin ritalin ritalin ritalin ritalin
works for me
(I helped save b3ta! Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:46, archived)
# The word "malignant" made my folks sit up and
take notice when I was 13
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:49, archived)
# I usually write
"you've done a great job of handling a difficult topic, but...." on students' papers that are, erm, less than brilliant
(KnitWit, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:57, archived)