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# Tomsk...
Where on earth is that pic of me with 'Vulva' written on me t-shirt, I haven't seen that one yet!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:52, archived)
# *points at vulga*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:55, archived)
# Points as Lumpbucket
Aaaaaaaaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:56, archived)
# points at himself
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrgghh!!!

oh
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:58, archived)
# points at cupboard
Aaaaaaaaaargh!


Oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:00, archived)
# points at empty hashtin
MMAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:02, archived)
# points roughly in the direction of Pickledpizza's tin
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!


say it ain't so...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:05, archived)
# points randomly at several places
Tiiiimaaaaaaayyy!!!!
(Choaderboy, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:18, archived)
# Vulga, smirnoff, some others, and myself
were doing this at the bash, you see ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:02, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
Alright? How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:11, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
(I can picture it :) )
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:14, archived)
# It's...
here
(tomsk, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:55, archived)
# Hehe...
Nice one. I always wondered what I'd look like with a fez-hybrid on my bonce.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:58, archived)
# Tomsk and Dr Phil Kitten
Thank you both loads and loads for letting me stay at your house and drink all your vodka, and feeding me etc. You're a both absolute stars and have the poshest flat I've stepped foot in in ages.
(Nacho, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:58, archived)
# It was a pleasure to have you all round to stay.
You only think it's posh cos we tidied up. You should see it now...
(tomsk, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:02, archived)
# You tidy up?
Wow, that is posh.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:03, archived)
# No I think it's posh cos
you've got wooden floorboards, white sofas, fireplaces, no clutter in sight AND a drinks cabinet/shelf with more than one bottle of alcohol on it
(Nacho, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:07, archived)
# The only reason why
Darkedge and myself don't have a drinks cabinet, is that it would be a waste of space. It wouldn't ever be full enough to justify that sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:10, archived)
# no no no
you need a drinks cabinet (or top-of-freezer, as in our case) so that you can collect weird undrinkable stuff on top of it, ie Kaluha, dessert wine, dodgy cava/sparling wine thingies, Aftershock etc. And then if you ever get reeeeely desperate, it's all there..!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:14, archived)
# Yep
ours is full of stuff like that. It's dangerous though, 'cause you think you have loads to drink, when really it's mostly yeuch..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:17, archived)
# If I had Kahlua,
I'd be drinking white russians every night.... mmmmmm......
(Amerella, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:21, archived)
# that was exactly what i was thinking
mmm... white russians...

mmm... exams... damn
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:25, archived)
# Lack of kahlua and vodka,
damn.

Straight milk it is then.
(Amerella, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:37, archived)
# I have Kahlua and Vodka
but no milk.

EDIT: at home, not here at work, obviously

EDIT 2: But I do have a bottle of sparkling Perry in the cabinet beside my desk for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:50, archived)
# Aha!
I see a plan forming...
(Amerella, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:55, archived)
# Mmmm. indeed.
I tried Kaluha and Coke once, was wierd but nice.

Also, I've said this before, but Kaluha and JD shooters are probably very bad for you, but very nice.

Have you tried baby guiness? Kaluha with a bailey's head. Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:40, archived)
# Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhh....
Drooling....
(Amerella, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:43, archived)
# Yay and Woo to that!
You can both fucking hummus! Thanx for, well, the same really. I've never felt that bad with a hangover in a long time, yet strangely nursed back to health with toast and tea. Top notch! You will have to come to Brighton so we can repay the favour!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:02, archived)
# Vulga, when I got back to Snakey
Tim and Gaz were asleep under the duvet together in the lounge...aaaah
(Nacho, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:06, archived)
# .
no comment..
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:07, archived)
# heh heh
I dunno, he has a go at me about putting the music on too loud and tells me to turn it down when I'm not even in the same city let alone the same flat, and then I come home and find him under a duvet with one of his mates. Good old Snake Mountain occurrences!
(Nacho, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:12, archived)
# Yaay!
We will, fear not...
(tomsk, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:06, archived)
# It was a three way masterpiece created
while you were sleeping.
(Nacho, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:56, archived)
# It's lovely
I still can't get "hummus" off my arm...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:58, archived)
# Scrub, young man, scrub!
Or havne't you been in the shower yet?
(Amerella, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:00, archived)
# Ummm
just about to lurch in to the shower in a sec. Just sort of passed out last night, understandably.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:03, archived)
# Yes,
I can see how that might happen. Again ;)
(Amerella, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:05, archived)
# I did have "Tomsk" written on my forehead
at one stage, luckily it washed off pretty good. I did, however know it was Breel... It was his handwriting.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:06, archived)
# Heh heh
That and Tomsk is the Voice of Reason and would never do such a thing!
(Amerella, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:10, archived)
# I loved Smirnoff's story
about turning up to his TV quiz interview to be told he had a beard drawn on his chin and "Spong" written on his face. After travelling across London on sunday morning. Woo.
(tomsk, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:11, archived)
# Oh, now that's simply cruel!
I'm trying not to laugh, honest...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:12, archived)
# You were very lucky that you only had Tomsk written on your
head. I had to try very hard to stop Breel from covering your entire face in permanent marker scrawlings
(Nacho, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:14, archived)
# Yeeeeeeesss
Well, I'm off to the shower now, then off to work to tell people that they need extended warranties
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:21, archived)