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# Macca
plays freeform limb-jazz.

(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:07, archived)
# Trying to think of a
legless joke but can't be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:09, archived)
# What has three legs...
...and lives on a farm?

Will that do?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:10, archived)
# i like that one
have a diddlydumtish
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:10, archived)
# Din't hear
no tish...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:13, archived)
# it's there.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:16, archived)
# .
What was Marc Bolans last hit?





Tie a yellow mini round an old oak tree
(Clockwork, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:19, archived)
# Eh, what?
Speak up sonny, I'm a bit mutton...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:20, archived)
# ha ha
that's marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:30, archived)
# I used to love the old
"What do you call a dog with wings" joke
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:11, archived)
# I don't know
What do you call a dog with wings?
(OB1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:14, archived)
# *groan*
What do you call a beatle with Wings?
John Lennon

What do you call a dog with wings?
Linda McCartney
(Clockwork, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:18, archived)
# you've got the
top one wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:32, archived)
# what do vegetarian worms eat??
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Linda McCartney
(Osiris, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:30, archived)
# Single to Hell?
Yes, sir. Is that smoking or non?

woo : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:09, archived)
# I guess they put the smokers
in the non-smoking section and vice-versa?
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:23, archived)
# mutts
nuts
mate
(benny hedgehog, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:10, archived)
# he must be getting worse....
..he can only afford a learner drummer
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:10, archived)
# apparently...
old macca bought the missus a plane the other day.... next week he's gonna get her a ladyshave for the *other* leg.
FACT (well, not quite)
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:20, archived)
# He might've warned her ...

R(i/e)post(e)
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:29, archived)