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# why do elephants paint their feet yellow?
so they can hide upside down in pots of custard
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:43, archived)
# how do you know if an elephant has been hiding in your custurd?
yellow footprints on the carpet
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:44, archived)
# how do you know if an elephant
has been eating your custard?

There's none left!! (well, they're big bathtubs, aren't they??!)
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:45, archived)
# what's grey and comes in pints



an elephant.

although telling this joke after a load of elephant jokes ruins it a bit
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:46, archived)
# YUK!!!
Funny but YUK!

man goes to a fancy dress part dressed only in a pair of y's... he says

'I'm a premature ejaculation...I've just come in my pants'!!
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:47, archived)
# man goes to a fancy dress party
giving a piggy-back to a girl.
"What have you come as?"
"A snail"
"Who is that on your back?"
"Michelle"
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:49, archived)
# tee hee hee!
me like lots!
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:50, archived)
# man goes to a fancy dress party
wearing brown paper, a cowboy hat & a gunbelt...


I've come as a rustler.
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:52, archived)
# it's small, orange
and it's constantly yelling: "I'm an Orange"




a megalomaniac mandarin
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:54, archived)
# What is E.T. short for?






He's got little legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 18:01, archived)
# I took my practical gynaecology exam last week









scraped it...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 18:26, archived)
# Top joke.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:55, archived)
# there's
two pizza's in a microwave.

one says: damn it's hot in here

the other: how odd, a talking pizza!




/coats
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:49, archived)
# two chicken sandwiches walking down the road
"Where do you live?"
"I'm not telling you- you'll nick my washing"
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 18:03, archived)
# why do elephants paint their feet pink
to hide in strawberry fields.


ever seen an elephant in a strawberry field?
see? it works.
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:45, archived)
# works with cherry trees as well
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:49, archived)
# what's the most confused animal in the jungle?
the polar bear
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:45, archived)
# it's yellow, bent and definitely not a banana



secretly, a banana
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:47, archived)