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# no pic
how do you rate people?
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:49, archived)
# Well
I tie them down and beat them. Depending on the amount of expletives that follow is how high or low they score on the Koit scale of measurement.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:50, archived)
# that night in you just promised me...
what you doing tomorrow? ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:51, archived)
# well, i'll be in somewhere
why?
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:52, archived)
# No you...
....silly!

She was talking to the wonderful Koit
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:53, archived)
# Az you sexual Tyrannosaurus
what's brewing ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:55, archived)
# I'm curently
enjoying the compant of a porn film while masturbating and talking on b3ta!*

yourself?

*could be a lie...well, part of it
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:57, archived)
# I was editing together some random people's singing
for this B3TA time song thingy. It's coming along just nicely.

Porn eh ? - tsk.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:58, archived)
# When I can shout out of tune
to a mice that only records 60 seconds at a time I'll get mine in to ya:)

Any limitation on the quality of mp3? Just about 112kbs - how ever high it can go?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:00, archived)
# No limitation
obviously though the better, the better.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:03, archived)
# ahhhhhhh!
hello old bean, a name i remember!
(carlossthejackass, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:04, archived)
# And a fucking gorgeous guy too:)


/big head mode
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:09, archived)
# Koit's arse
is a wonderful thing to behold.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:55, archived)
# yet so few have managed to see its glory for themselves
it truly is a well hidden beauty in our national landscape
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Hidden from prying eyes and touching hands
for the most part anyhow.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:00, archived)
# it truely is
i was very disappointed Rob didnt use it for the disclaimer
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:57, archived)
# He was worried that it might bring too much traffic
to the site and ruin his new server

;)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:02, archived)
# he told me
it was because everyone else would feel so inadequate that all men would rise up against you because they feared your beauty

/might not be true
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:07, archived)
# haha
if only. us 5/6/7 out of 10's laugh in unison.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:15, archived)
# And to hold
in a cupped hands sort of way.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:57, archived)
# i know
sorry to pry on your conversation... it was just sitting in front of me
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:55, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:52, archived)
# Tomorrow I shall mostly
be sitting around the house doing jack shit, as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:53, archived)
# funnily enough
so will i
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:57, archived)
# Are we all this sad?
ME TOO:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:58, archived)
# that was a t
not a p
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:51, archived)
# I love you
your family and all that you stand for.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:52, archived)
# erm...
badgers for all

a free cupcake with every spong?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:54, archived)
# Cupcakes are great
FACT

especially chocolate ones
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:57, archived)
# i like anything
that you can buy with pink icing


mmmmmm sugar and water
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:59, archived)
# sugar and water are nice
especially mixed in with some caramel and some blatant chemicals to form a well known fizzy drink brand.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:01, archived)
# golden syrup?
oh no wait i'm not sposed to drink that
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:05, archived)
# I'm sorry
do you want blankeet?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:51, archived)
# dan
go away
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Likely
I am tired and drunk and my exams are over...what was the question again?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:53, archived)
# You like bag please?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:55, archived)
# what is bag?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Sainsbury's gave me 1p
for using my own bag today
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:58, archived)
# hmmmmmm....
so if i had a hundred million bags, and took them to sainsbury's, i'd be a millionaire!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:59, archived)
# Unfortunately
you'd need to buy 100,000,000 bags of shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:00, archived)
# Just buy air
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:02, archived)
# or penny sweets!
Then you'd come away with shopping by not actualy buying anything!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:03, archived)
# There was that guy
who bought loads of bananas because there was a special offer on them with clubcard points and he made a profit, so he bought about a ton of bananas and gave them away in the street later.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:05, archived)
# They give you 1p
every time you re-use another bag. I'm saving all the pennies to find out if it is enough to buy a new rucksack when my old one is knackered
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:02, archived)
# I've used the same
bright orange umbro one for the last God knows how many years! and it's still fine!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:04, archived)
# Save the pennies!
I took loads of them into Natwest a while ago and converted them into a couple of beer vouchers
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:05, archived)
# two t'ums fresh
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:07, archived)
# yey for you!
too many people won't reuse them
i wish morrisons paid you to reuse them, they'd have paid me a fortune by now
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:01, archived)
# I just use
a rucksack. that counts too apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:03, archived)
# YOU LIKE BAG
PLEASE???
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:59, archived)
# if you really want to know,
click here
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:52, archived)
# how/
how on earth did she manage that one?
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:53, archived)
# windolene.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:54, archived)
# good god
not that tubgirl again. I clicked that link at school. It was not pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:54, archived)
# That picture
always amazes me WHY THE FUCK have they go through the trouble of bluring out the pussy?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:55, archived)
# It's irony.
Like having 10,000 spoons - when all you need is a knife!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:59, archived)
# It's one of the mysteries of the Japanese
that roundeyes will never get.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:02, archived)
# Strange Japanese censorship rules
apparently
(kryptik, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:03, archived)
# Explain this then!
www.theshithole.com
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:06, archived)
# I've decided scat
is the limit of my tolerance with bizarre porn
(kryptik, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:08, archived)
# go on:)
You know you like watching girls eat it!


I actualy found that site by accident...and the images I saw are still haunting me to this day!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:10, archived)
# Hmmm
leather, PVC, feet, shoes, pantyhose, bkinis, lingerie, small tits, big tits, no tits, younger girls, older ladies, blonde, brunette, bald, upskirt, voyeur, big dicks, small dicks, chicks with dicks, asian, black, white, combinations of the above, I can understand could be fetishised, but... shit?
(kryptik, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:16, archived)
# I wish
people wouldn't post that link up.
It's almost as bad as the goatse
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:58, archived)
# oh my god
goatse

i hate that
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:01, archived)
# I click links before
seeing what they are sometimes. This one caught me off guard. Yuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:03, archived)
# i think you've mistaken this website
for hotornot
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:53, archived)
# I rate them
beneath most animals.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:00, archived)