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John Lemming and Yokomodo Dragono
From the Celebrity Zoo challenge. See all 483 entries (closed)
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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!",
Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:41,
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Argh!Nooooooooooo, not the Lemmings again! Not after Last Night!
( Baz Fuck off,
Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:42,
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I bet she's got REALLY bad breath.But I bet she great at giving rim jobs.
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Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:44,
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Not that I'm a prude or anythingbut I can't see the likely pleasure in having someone stick their tongue up my arse.
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!",
Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:12,
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I would like to second that motionand also propose a motion that any woman that sticks their tongue up a mans arse is no woamn at all.
( Dr Drink,
Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:20,
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and I would like to second that(ahem) motion
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!",
Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:22,
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Jesus, Mary & Joseph.No wonder the divorce rate is so high. It always amazes me how men (straight men mostly) need their women to be submissive, else they can't get an erection. Also, I don't understand why a lot of men are so "bum-shy" especially when all their nerve endings for orgasm are located up there.
(,
Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:25,
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Right, you.Get out.
And don't come back until you've thought about what you've said.
(And don't come back until you've thought about what you've said.
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis,
Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:46,
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I'm back!I thought about it.
And I still think it was great.
Is that wrong?
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Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:55,
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And I still think it was great.
Is that wrong?
REALLY bad breathKomodo dragons have millions of bacteria living in their mouths, they simply take one bite of their prey, and wait for the ting to eventually slow down and die from infection.
FACT
(FACT
Dr Drink,
Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:47,
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Just like Dutchbird;-)
thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl,
Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:50,
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You already cost me my jobwhat else could you do to me?
:-)
(:-)
thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl,
Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:52,
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I have a very long list of possibilitiesAnd my orb has just had a upgrade
You know I mean it
: Þ
(You know I mean it
: Þ
butchbint,
Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:59,
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OkayNow, you're scaring me....
/Assumes groveling position.
(/Assumes groveling position.
thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl,
Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:02,
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I wouldn't bother.That old hambone is on her way out. She hasn't been keeping up with the repayments on her secret, high-tech hideout in the Catskills.
(,
Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:10,
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Last time she cursed meI lost my job 10 minutes later
*100% FACT*
(*100% FACT*
thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl,
Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:13,
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Watch out for algoyoshe's got evil plans of her own, but without the power that I have.
You'll be safe under my beneficent shadow.
(You'll be safe under my beneficent shadow.
butchbint,
Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:16,
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Less of the Jaw, Jaw, Jaw......and more of WAR, WAR, WAR!
I have divested my evil empire of its laundry and take-away services and have ploughed the savings into channeling the spirits of Idi Amin, Richard Speck, and Stalin into my patented EVILDISTILLER.
I have my ray gun pointed directly at your hogpen and it's curtains, I tell you, CURTAINS!
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Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:20,
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I have divested my evil empire of its laundry and take-away services and have ploughed the savings into channeling the spirits of Idi Amin, Richard Speck, and Stalin into my patented EVILDISTILLER.
I have my ray gun pointed directly at your hogpen and it's curtains, I tell you, CURTAINS!
Fuckin ellthat could take weeks!
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!",
Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:51,
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the wounds they inflict cause the animal serious movement limitationbut if they can still move quicker that them, they just follow them, and wait.
Doesn't take weeks, their saliva almost acts like a poison because high concentration of bacteria.
sorry, I'll shut up now.
(Doesn't take weeks, their saliva almost acts like a poison because high concentration of bacteria.
sorry, I'll shut up now.
Dr Drink,
Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:54,
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Thankyou Jackie......and winner of Nerdola 2003 is
Dr Drink.
Please come up and receive your prize. It's a bit of cat's dirt wrapped up in the Daily Mail.
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Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:57,
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Dr Drink.
Please come up and receive your prize. It's a bit of cat's dirt wrapped up in the Daily Mail.
Woo!I shall treasure it, but at the same time, dispose of it in a bin immediately.
( Dr Drink,
Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:58,
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You also get a free holiday in the Peak District......and a deep fat fryer.
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Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:01,
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coolI hope the fryer is one with a "burn my house down" setting.
( Dr Drink,
Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:02,
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It's one of only two poisonous lizards100% of half/incorrectly-remembered FACT
( Ijon Tichy,
Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:57,
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The Queen Mumaccording to David Icke
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!",
Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:05,
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If I knew the other oneit wouldn't be a half-remembered FACT, would it?
( Ijon Tichy,
Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:10,
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I'll take care not to get bitten by one then .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!",
Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:57,
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surelysome of those new 24/7 mints should do the trick when being attack by one
( bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder,
Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:52,
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There was a frenchmanwho got his leg bitten by one once.
He died about five years later after having an infected wound that got gradually worse and worse. They eventually amputated the leg after a couple of years, but the dragons venom was in his bloodsteam and the stump of his leg then got bad and smelly. Doctors tried everything, but he died.
100% FACT*
*this fact may contain traces of inaccuracy
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Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:53,
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He died about five years later after having an infected wound that got gradually worse and worse. They eventually amputated the leg after a couple of years, but the dragons venom was in his bloodsteam and the stump of his leg then got bad and smelly. Doctors tried everything, but he died.
100% FACT*
*this fact may contain traces of inaccuracy
Yoko Ono is/was greatand far more talented than John Lennon, in my opinion.
( isthisyou?,
Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:46,
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secondedI went to see Sonic Youth do their contemporary stuff in the RFH, and while it was pretty good it was mental. They did some Yoko Ono covers. Scream, Screaming At The Wall and Screaming Incoherently Fucking Everywhere or whatever they were called.
Made even more amusing by the indie kids in the upper tiers shouting "Do Teenage Riot" and "Kool Thing"
(Made even more amusing by the indie kids in the upper tiers shouting "Do Teenage Riot" and "Kool Thing"
.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!",
Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:50,
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I played at the Brighton bash, I'll have you know,I was great. GREAT.
Although very quiet.
And, co-incidentally, I was wearing my "I hate the Beatles" t-shirt.
(Although very quiet.
And, co-incidentally, I was wearing my "I hate the Beatles" t-shirt.
isthisyou?,
Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:55,
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That was unwise.No teens worth their salt these days would know who the cunts are anyway.
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Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:59,
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There wereno teens involved when I was there.
They must have been ordered for later on.
(They must have been ordered for later on.
bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:03,
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I couldn't eat a whole one.And what the hell are you doing at some 'oldies' concert anyhow?
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Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:06,
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Oldies!There was a whole gamut of young things their.
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:15,
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It was at a Twilight home for the bewildered wasn't it?Don't deny it.
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Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:30,
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yeahthat step ladder underneath a magnifying glass with the word "yes" printed on the ceiling was a stroke of genius.
hmmmmmmmmm
(hmmmmmmmmm
Dr Drink,
Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:49,
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOand a little bit more NOOOOO. Still entitled to opinion and I do have respect for her because Johnny boy loved her. Lennon fans who go 'oh, I hate her' are stooooopid because they should have respect for him. Rant over now, thank you!
(,
Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:51,
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noshe was a tallentless cow (and still is)
.... in my opinion
(.... in my opinion
Darkedge,
Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:51,
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I agree.Nobody in America knew who the fecker was until Yoko got her hands on him.
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Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:57,
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Hmmm,weren't the Beatles very popular in America?
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:04,
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Eventually.But marrying Yoko (who was huge at the time in the right circles) definitely helped cement the goggle-eyed cokehead in the US zietgeist thingy.
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Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:07,
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