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[challenge entry] Finer endorsement
could not be had. 100% FACT.

From the International Smoking Day challenge. See all 485 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:44, archived)
# this compy
is really testing my willpower...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:45, archived)
# Resist.
You must Reesiiiiiisstt.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:46, archived)
# Just think of the smell.
Or imagine they're exhaling vaporised sperm.


(then think of the smell.)
*wonders if brainwashing is expensive*
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:50, archived)
# Hrrrm, vaporised sperm...
what a disturbing thought.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:52, archived)
# Aww...
Just remember, you must smell better! ^-^
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:49, archived)
# not to
people who smoke...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:50, archived)
# People who smoke can't smell properly.
So other people will smell better (or worse) to you.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:52, archived)
# But they smell
so who wants to hang around them..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:53, archived)
# As a non-smoker - do you wish to smell nice
to smokers?
*dusts off couch*
Zo! Tell me about your drimms.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:54, archived)
# well, some smokers are nice
and I dream of asparagus...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:57, archived)
# Mit butter?
or zalt?
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:58, archived)
# *bursts into tears*
I don't know Doctor, I really don't. It's all my mother's fault... I never had a My Little Pony... my father left when I was young...

*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 0:02, archived)
# *thumbs rapidly through textbooks*
Shit! You got me gal! I haven't a clue what's the matter with you.
Have a hug.
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Here, have some of this
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:50, archived)
# I've never had hummus
and I've been safely quit for a coupla months now - it's just this compy doing my head in...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:51, archived)
# you could always just
boycott b3ta til friday?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:56, archived)
# no b3ta?
yeah. Like that'd happen.

B3ta - more addictive than cigarettes
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:57, archived)
# *gasp!*

Shirley such a thing is unpossible!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:58, archived)
# Ash, Ern?

Wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:47, archived)
# that is really good smoke
i always have trouble with photoshopping smoke
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:47, archived)
# transparency on the paintbrush
does it for me. 70% plus.
in Corel Photopaint it does, anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:48, archived)
# I find it helps
to use a big brush too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:50, archived)
# that'll be it then
i only have adobe photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:51, archived)
# Pah!
listen son, you need a Man's software!
shiiiiit! what a bizarrre expression.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:57, archived)
# try the airbrush
on about 50% transparency.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:50, archived)
# woo !
evening all, hope everyone is as happy as me :D
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:50, archived)
# er.....
tricky one. Hello anyway! :@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:51, archived)
#
:D
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:52, archived)
# Well, I've spent all day cutting beading for a laminate floor,
involving frequent trips to the chopsaw in the garage, involving getting wet during said trips 'cos it's been pissing down here all afternoon, but apart from that I'm fab :) How's LD? Not been at the sugar I hope.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:55, archived)
# no glucose i promise *twitch*
i am deliriously happy thank you

its pissing it down here too, i am soggy :)

cutting laminate sounds like hassle :(
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:59, archived)
# yay for happiness!
Ackshirley, I'm in a good mood meself. <notes down on calendar>. No, cutting laminate itself is v.easy, it's doing the 45 degree angles for the beading that hides the nasty gap between floor and wall that's the pain in da ass.

Still, tomorrow it'll be finished, so WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 0:06, archived)
# lino-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 0:07, archived)
# bring on the lino
resurgence....it needs to happen (again)....last time it didn't 'take'. I'll shut up now before people start pointing fingers and shouting 'DIY bore!' :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 0:10, archived)
# I think I'm happy
Yes, I'm fairly sure about that, in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:53, archived)
#
yay for happy people :D
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:59, archived)
# I love Eric and Ernie!
Whoupla!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:50, archived)
# Lambert & Butler, Benson & Hedges, Morecambe & Wise...
... if you think about it, it's the logical next step.
(I helped save b3ta! sijones, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:51, archived)
# arf.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:51, archived)