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[challenge entry] Why how strange this potato has... has sprouted legs
yo mofos this is my potato and i'd have it in a kinder egg because it would scare the child from eating any healthy foods and the child would only buy kinder eggs from then on and then thats one more permanent customer. if you have been affected by any of the issues mentioned in this statement fuck off!

From the What I found in my Kinder Egg challenge. See all 440 entries (closed)

(RobOfTheUnderground, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Oy! Twatmonkey!
You forgot your pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:53, archived)
# I just found Twatmonkey far far funnier than it actually is!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 15:02, archived)
#
b3ta.com/features/faq/
read it you mofo
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:53, archived)
# yes dear
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:53, archived)
# dutchbantam????
WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON?????OMGWTFLOL
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 15:04, archived)
# don't tell anyone
www.b3ta.com/board/1653939
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 15:05, archived)
# houpla!
good name
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 15:20, archived)
# fucking mongface.
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:53, archived)
# I love you.
Will you be my fuckmonkey?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:54, archived)
# why do yo unever ask me that?
*runs off crying*
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:57, archived)
# Duh!
You'd be my fuckyak. And any time you want, baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:58, archived)
# This is exactly the kind of reason...
...that I am not here.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Hmmm
I'm can see your point.

Still, it's only six weeks until they all go back.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:55, archived)
# Saw you...
...are you happier now? I didn't get that stuff earlier but sorry you were having a poo time... :(
(funkylins, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:55, archived)
# I am....
....I just feel a bit sheepish for throwing all of my toys out of the pram.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:57, archived)
# happens to the best of us
it is annoying having all these pre school fucktwat monkies bothering us
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Hmm...
BAA!

;-)

understand, truely.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 15:00, archived)
# it's better to happen early in the day
than to spend your whole journey home, thinking "that xxxxxx is a total twunt"
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 15:05, archived)
# That's a fine point...
...well made. I also spazzed and saw some lovely comments to my original rant which made me smile....alot.....like the Queen Mum did.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 15:07, archived)
# hey there!
; )
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:57, archived)
# Hey big boy
how's your love stuff? :)
(funkylins, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:58, archived)
# ; )
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:58, archived)
# winker!!
; )
(funkylins, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 15:05, archived)
# you love it!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 15:30, archived)
# But these threads
often end up as the most entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:56, archived)
# they certainly don't
you fucking tosser.

i enjoyed that.
(martian, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:57, archived)
# Get fisted.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 15:07, archived)
# ha ha ha ha!
BURN!!
(funkylins, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 15:11, archived)
# tough tits
you should be here. Or you'll get in trouble. With me. And I rule this roost!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 15:00, archived)
# :O
I momentarily forgot your head chicken status....won't happen again!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Don't let it happen again.
e b3tans need to stick together. dont you know there's a war on?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 15:06, archived)
# really?
where?

*looks around*
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Against the trolls/kids
Careless threads cost lives.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 15:20, archived)
# post of the week
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:55, archived)
# indeed.
(itchy_ring, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:57, archived)
# yo
(psausage76, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:55, archived)
# You know
I could just hear the monkey from Weebl and Bob saying that as I read it.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:57, archived)
# but
i typed it with a german accent?
(psausage76, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Hmmm
I think I must have a bad line on my internet.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Good Idea
but let me tell you where you went wrong, about 10 mins ago, you registared with the board, giving you the privalige of posting messages....That's fine, they sell your email address to www.DirtyTeens-with-DietPills-and-Morgages.com, so thats ok.

But, you know that thing where you click "post a new message" ?

Don't do that.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:56, archived)
# bumgay
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:57, archived)
# *going to fuck off*
because I was greatly affected by that run on sentance.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:57, archived)
# go home.
go on, off you trot.
(itchy_ring, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:58, archived)