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# Oh the humanity of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:38, archived)
# haha!
woo to that, I say!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:39, archived)
# Hee hee
*whistles MASH theme*
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# Suicide is painless
Wooo!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# hahaha!
but oh, the poor fishy!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# I won a fish at the fair the other day
It died.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# tip
Fish can not live in socks.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:41, archived)
# I was sad
I've rehabilitated a carni fish before, so I thought this would be a success story. 2 days of hiding in the corner of the tank, next day, bobbing on the top. V Sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# awww
facts are though, that it is bloody difficult to keep them alive. They've had such a shitty life before, they probably just think it is for the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:54, archived)
# marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# I'm flabbergasted!
such bad taste!

I had a goldfish do just the same to me.
...except without the note.
(elhoy is off to re-lurk., Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# he should have treid t oflush himself
too


kittens
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# *sniff* how sad!
Now turn on the deep-fryer love.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# awww
my goldfish did that, but didn't leave a note.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# ye'd think
they'd at least talk about their problems beforehand, eh?
(elhoy is off to re-lurk., Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# happened to a loach (small eel-type thing) I had
it jumped out of a bowl that it was in whilst I was cleaning the tank. I saw it on the carpet about 6 foot from the bowl. It made a dash across the room before I managed to grab hold of it. It was unhurt, but a little excited by its adventure.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:46, archived)
# marvelarse
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:41, archived)
# you know
I actually tried to make the goldfish look more miserable!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# How did it
write the note?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)
# with
a fucking pen!
What did you think?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Brilliant - I was setting it up for a fish fingers joke...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:47, archived)
# Aw poor lil fella
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:41, archived)
# I blame
Morrissey.
(Rogue Sausage, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:41, archived)
# no way!
Morrissey is a happy chappy!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
That is FAB!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# that is so sad
:...(
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Oooooooooh!
That is sooooooooooooo sad. *sniff* :(
(allergic to curry, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# so
And so I leave this world, where the heart must either break or turn to lead.

and swimming with a lead heart would probably be a pain...
(Van Cho, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)
# :(
All he needed was a friend...
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Lovely!
What a happy fish!
(I helped save b3ta! Amerella, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:53, archived)
# brilliant !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)
# we had a fish that did that
in our old lab.
We kept putting it back in, but eventually it jumped out in the night and died.
'I'm FREEEE- fucksocks" may have been its last thought in this world.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:52, archived)
# I suspect it's last thoughts were
"I'm out. How did I get out?" 4 seconds later...
"I'm out. How did I get out?" 4 seconds later...
"I'm out. How did I get out?" 4 seconds later...
"I'm out. How did I get out? Bugger, I'm dead!"
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:54, archived)