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# Oh the humanity of it!
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:38, archived)
# haha!
woo to that, I say!
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:39, archived)
# Hee hee
*whistles MASH theme*
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# Suicide is painless
Wooo!!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# hahaha!
but oh, the poor fishy!
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# I won a fish at the fair the other day
It died.
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# tip
Fish can not live in socks.
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:41, archived)
# I was sad
I've rehabilitated a carni fish before, so I thought this would be a success story. 2 days of hiding in the corner of the tank, next day, bobbing on the top. V Sad.
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# awww
facts are though, that it is bloody difficult to keep them alive. They've had such a shitty life before, they probably just think it is for the best.
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:54, archived)
# marvelous
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# I'm flabbergasted!
such bad taste!

I had a goldfish do just the same to me.
...except without the note.
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# he should have treid t oflush himself
too


kittens
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# *sniff* how sad!
Now turn on the deep-fryer love.
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# awww
my goldfish did that, but didn't leave a note.
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# ye'd think
they'd at least talk about their problems beforehand, eh?
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# happened to a loach (small eel-type thing) I had
it jumped out of a bowl that it was in whilst I was cleaning the tank. I saw it on the carpet about 6 foot from the bowl. It made a dash across the room before I managed to grab hold of it. It was unhurt, but a little excited by its adventure.
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:46, archived)
# marvelarse
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:41, archived)
# you know
I actually tried to make the goldfish look more miserable!
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# How did it
write the note?
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)
# with
a fucking pen!
What did you think?

;-)
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Brilliant - I was setting it up for a fish fingers joke...
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:47, archived)
# Aw poor lil fella
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:41, archived)
# I blame
Morrissey.
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:41, archived)
# no way!
Morrissey is a happy chappy!
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
That is FAB!
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# that is so sad
:...(
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Oooooooooh!
That is sooooooooooooo sad. *sniff* :(
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# so
And so I leave this world, where the heart must either break or turn to lead.

and swimming with a lead heart would probably be a pain...
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)
# :(
All he needed was a friend...
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Lovely!
What a happy fish!
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:53, archived)
# brilliant !
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)
# we had a fish that did that
in our old lab.
We kept putting it back in, but eventually it jumped out in the night and died.
'I'm FREEEE- fucksocks" may have been its last thought in this world.
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:52, archived)
# I suspect it's last thoughts were
"I'm out. How did I get out?" 4 seconds later...
"I'm out. How did I get out?" 4 seconds later...
"I'm out. How did I get out?" 4 seconds later...
"I'm out. How did I get out? Bugger, I'm dead!"
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:54, archived)